Cheeky Apeeling Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
My Dad likes to eat every part of an orange
I never found it too apeeling.
What did one banana say to another banana?
I find you a-peeling
Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
Why didn't the banana like the cow?
The cow wasn't very a-peel-ing
What did the orange say to the banana?
You look very a-peeling.
Just kidding. You look o*K*.
**The banana, like many of the people reading this, was not amused.**
What did the chick say to the sunburned dude?
I find you a-peeling
Did you hear about the stand up with the banana's stand up act?
I heard it was a-peeling!
Rotten Bananas aren't very...
a-peeling.
A banana was on sale for a dollar..
Well it wasn't a whole banana, but it was a-peeling
London Joke
Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.