Apathy Jokes

Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems

I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

A man asked me, which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I told him, "I don't know, and I don't care."

whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

idk and idc

My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class

"Is it ignorance or apathy?", he said.

Honestly, I don't know and I don't care.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Me: Missouri.

I: What state are you in now?

M: Apathy.

I: That's not what I meant.

M: I don't care.

Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected.

No one seems to care.

Whats better, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying the world today?

I don't know, and I don't really care,

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.


Happy Friday all. Pretty sure it's time for a beer.

My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy

I don't know and I don't care , I replied

She hasn't asked me a question since

What's worse ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

I have an apathy problem.

But it's okay because I don't care.

ignorance or apathy?

I dont know and I dont care

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Thanks for explaining the word "apathy" to me

But it still means I don't care

The biggest problem in the world these days is apathy

Well, whaddaya gonna do about it...

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care

"A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest" - George Carlin

A teacher wanted to prove a student was a slacker.

She called him out.

"Jack! What does ignorance and apathy mean?"

Jack the slacker stood up, looked her straight in the eye.

"I don't know and I don't care."

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

But who cares?

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

A dad asks his son "What is it with you, ignorance or apathy?"

"Dad, I don't know and I don't care"

Scientists found a cure for...

... apathy, but no one seem to care

Whats the difference between apathy, ambivalence and indifference?

I dont know and dont care one way or the other.

I set a goal to read the entire dictionary last week

but for whatever reason I lost all interest and stopped somewhere around apathy.

You know the funniest thing about apathy?

No one cares.

I guy asked his buddy "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?" and his Buddy replied...

"I don't know and I don't care."