Apathy Jokes

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There is an abundance of apathetic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 29 funniest jokes on apathy. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any indifferent witze you can hear about apathy.

The Best jokes about Apathy

Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems

I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

A man asked me, which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I told him, "I don't know, and I don't care."

whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

idk and idc

My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class

"Is it ignorance or apathy?", he said.

Honestly, I don't know and I don't care.

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"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.


Interviewer: Where were you born?

Me: Missouri.

I: What state are you in now?

M: Apathy.

I: That's not what I meant.

M: I don't care.

Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected.

No one seems to care.

Whats better, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying the world today?

I don't know, and I don't really care,

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.


Happy Friday all. Pretty sure it's time for a beer.

My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy

I don't know and I don't care , I replied

She hasn't asked me a question since


What's worse ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

I have an apathy problem.

But it's okay because I don't care.

ignorance or apathy?

I dont know and I dont care

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Thanks for explaining the word "apathy" to me

But it still means I don't care

The biggest problem in the world these days is apathy

Well, whaddaya gonna do about it...

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care

"A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest" - George Carlin


A teacher wanted to prove a student was a slacker.

She called him out.

"Jack! What does ignorance and apathy mean?"

Jack the slacker stood up, looked her straight in the eye.

"I don't know and I don't care."

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

But who cares?

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

A dad asks his son "What is it with you, ignorance or apathy?"

"Dad, I don't know and I don't care"

Scientists found a cure for...

... apathy, but no one seem to care

Whats the difference between apathy, ambivalence and indifference?

I dont know and dont care one way or the other.

I set a goal to read the entire dictionary last week

but for whatever reason I lost all interest and stopped somewhere around apathy.

You know the funniest thing about apathy?

No one cares.

I guy asked his buddy "What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?" and his Buddy replied...

"I don't know and I don't care."

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