Apathetic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apathetic jokes. There are some apathetic disinterested jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apathetic indifference puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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My wife left me because I am "ignorant" and "apathetic".

I don't know what that means, but I don't care.

I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.

I was in a tropical depression.

"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"

"I don't know, and I don't care."

Why are apathetic teachers the best?

Because they don't give an F.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two apathetic communists?

The so be it union.

Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant.

No forks were given.

Some people say I'm apathetic

but I don't care what anyone thinks.

Apathetic joke, Some people say I'm apathetic

I once made an apathetic club.

No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.

An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint, and says,

Don't you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?

One of the potheads turns to him and replies, I don't know, and I don't care.

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...

... but I don't care.

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Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?

It's called Crystal Meh

Did you hear about the apathetic man who died?

It was a shrug overdose

kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic

I never knew that the "a" was silent though

What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet?


Call me apathetic

I don't care.

Apathetic joke, Call me apathetic

A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?"

The employee responds "I don't know, and I don't care."

My friends think I'm too apathetic...

...but I don't care what they think.

What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?

I doughnut care.

What's the most apathetic island in the pacific?

I don't care Atoll

Some say I'm an apathetic person...

But really, I just don't care.

Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.

The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.

What do you call an apathetic cow?


My friends always yell me I'm apathetic...

I always say "I don't care."

Some people call me apathetic

I don't really care

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apathetic complacent puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apathetic constipation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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