Apathetic Jokes

Funniest Apathetic Short Jokes

Short apathetic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apathetic humour may include short apathy jokes also.

1. My wife left me because I am "ignorant" and "apathetic". I don't know what that means, but I don't care.
2. What do you call an arranged marriage between two apathetic communists? The so be it union.
3. A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?" The employee responds "I don't know, and I don't care."
4. What's the most apathetic island in the pacific? I don't care Atoll
5. Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care.
6. Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy. The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.
7. What do you call an apathetic cow? E-moo-tionless
8. My friends always yell me I'm apathetic... I always say "I don't care."
9. Some people call me apathetic I don't really care
10. A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

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Apathetic One Liners

Which apathetic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apathetic? I can suggest the ones about insensitive and heartless.

1. "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" "I don't know, and I don't care."
2. Why are apathetic teachers the best? Because they don't give an F.
3. I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
4. Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant. No forks were given.
5. Some people say I'm apathetic but I don't care what anyone thinks.
6. I once made an apathetic club. No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.
7. What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it.
8. I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care.
9. Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh
10. Did you hear about the apathetic man who died? It was a shrug overdose
11. kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic I never knew that the "a" was silent though
12. What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet? Lethargy.
13. Call me apathetic I don't care.
14. My friends think I'm too apathetic... ...but I don't care what they think.
15. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed

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What funny jokes about apathetic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean no emotion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apathetic pranks.