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My wife left me because I am "ignorant" and "apathetic".
I don't know what that means, but I don't care.
I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.
I was in a tropical depression.
"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"
"I don't know, and I don't care."
Why are apathetic teachers the best?
Because they don't give an F.
What do you call an arranged marriage between two apathetic communists?
The so be it union.
Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant.
No forks were given.
Some people say I'm apathetic
but I don't care what anyone thinks.
I once made an apathetic club.
No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.
An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint, and says,
Don't you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?
One of the potheads turns to him and replies, I don't know, and I don't care.
What do you call an apathetic Russian?
A So-be-it.
I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...
... but I don't care.
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Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?
It's called Crystal Meh
Did you hear about the apathetic man who died?
It was a shrug overdose
kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic
I never knew that the "a" was silent though
What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet?
Lethargy.
Call me apathetic
I don't care.
A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?"
The employee responds "I don't know, and I don't care."
My friends think I'm too apathetic...
...but I don't care what they think.
What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?
I doughnut care.
What's the most apathetic island in the pacific?
I don't care Atoll
Some say I'm an apathetic person...
But really, I just don't care.
Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.
The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.
What do you call an apathetic cow?
E-moo-tionless
My friends always yell me I'm apathetic...
I always say "I don't care."
Some people call me apathetic
I don't really care
