Apathetic Jokes

Following is our collection of hereditary humor and disinterested one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apathetic puns for adults, dirty mopey jokes or clean indifference gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Apathetic

"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"

"I don't know, and I don't care."

Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant.

No forks were given.

Some people say I'm apathetic

but I don't care what anyone thinks.

An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint, and says,

Don't you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?

One of the potheads turns to him and replies, I don't know, and I don't care.

I once made an apathetic club.

No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.


What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...

... but I don't care.

kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic

I never knew that the "a" was silent though

Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?

It's called Crystal Meh

Call me apathetic

I don't care.

What is the laziest, most apathetic letter in the alphabet?

Lethargy.


A frustrated boss is talking with a mediocre employee. He asks, "Are you dumb or just apathetic?"

The employee responds "I don't know, and I don't care."

My friends think I'm too apathetic...

...but I don't care what they think.

Some say I'm an apathetic person...

But really, I just don't care.

What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?

I doughnut care.

What's the most apathetic island in the pacific?

I don't care Atoll

Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.

The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.

My friends always yell me I'm apathetic...

I always say "I don't care."

What do you call an apathetic cow?

E-moo-tionless


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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