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Apartment Leasing Jokes

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Apartment Leasing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good apartment leasing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I recently signed an apartment lease...

Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign
Now we're tan.

A customer is at a sporting goods store.

Customer in sporting goods store: Excuse me, do you sell cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why is Summer getting kicked out of her apartment?

Summer hath too short a lease.

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