The Best 23 Apartment Complex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apartment Complex jokes. There are some apartment complex jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apartment complex puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apartment Complex Jokes and Puns

Instead of a Handyman, my apartment complex has a Handywoman.

She's a bit of a pothead but damn good at her job. Today she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her but I declined cuz I can't stand high maintenance women.

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings

Apparently it's an Apartment Complex

Boy VS Girl Friends

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?

I was always a home builder

but lately I've developed an apartment complex.


One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...

...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."

"Whatever for?"

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits"

Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?

A visit to my grandmother

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:


"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".


"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?


"You're coming empty handed"?

Did you hear about the guy who married his apartment?

It's a complex relationship

I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors

I think I have an apartment complex.

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My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

I think he might have an apartment complex.

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:

You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?

You're coming empty handed"?

Did you hear the one about the apartment...

Forget it. It's too complex...

There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus

It's a Messiah Complex

I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist

He said I have an apartment complex

For years I was addicted to the idea of building my own apartments.

The idea consumed me and I eventually developed a complex.

I recently moved into an apartment building that only houses people struggling with depression

It's called The Inferiority Complex

I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist...

I think I have an apartment complex.


What do you call the fear of over complicated apartment buildings?

A complex complex complex.

Oedipus apartment complex

Attractive like your mom

I can't find a place to live and it's really starting to get to me

I'm getting an apartment complex

Hawkeye lost everything when his apartment complex burned down.

He didn't have Renner's insurance.

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