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29 apartment complex jokes and hilarious apartment complex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apartment complex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Apartment Complex Short Jokes

Short apartment complex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apartment complex humour may include short apartment building jokes also.

  1. I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings Apparently it's an Apartment Complex
  2. A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits" Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?
  3. I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex.
  4. There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex
  5. I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex
  6. For years I was addicted to the idea of building my own apartments. The idea consumed me and I eventually developed a complex.
  7. I recently moved into an apartment building that only houses people struggling with depression It's called The Inferiority Complex
  8. I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist... I think I have an apartment complex.
  9. What do you call the fear of over complicated apartment buildings? A complex complex complex.
  10. I can't find a place to live and it's really starting to get to me I'm getting an apartment complex

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Apartment Complex One Liners

Which apartment complex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apartment complex? I can suggest the ones about apartment and bedroom apartment.

  1. I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex.
  2. Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who married his apartment? It's a complex relationship
  4. Did you hear the one about the apartment... Forget it. It's too complex...
  5. Oedipus apartment complex Attractive like your mom

Howlingly Hilarious Apartment Complex Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about apartment complex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean condo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apartment complex pranks.

Instead of a Handyman, my apartment complex has a Handywoman.

She's a bit of a pothead but d**... good at her job. Today she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her but I declined cuz I can't stand high maintenance women.

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

Boy VS Girl Friends

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...

...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

A visit to my grandmother

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
"You're coming empty handed"?

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:

You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
You're coming empty handed"?

Hawkeye lost everything when his apartment complex burned down.

He didn't have Renner's insurance.

A father is lying on his death bed...

A father is lying on his death bed with his three sons and wife surrounding him. He says to the first son, Now that I'm passing I want you to take all the houses I have on the east side of Main Street.
He points to the second son and says, And you will have all the houses on the west side of Main Street.
Lastly he points to the third son and says, You will have the entire apartment complex at the end of the Main Street.
The nurse, having overheard the conversation, leans into the wife and says, Wow, your husband must have been a hugely successful person.
The wife responds, oh yeah, a *real* success. The j**... is talking about his paper route.