Apartheid Jokes

Following is our collection of ciudad humor and panthers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apartheid puns for adults, dirty zimbabwe jokes or clean videogame gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Apartheid

A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"

Just after the apartheid ...

A bus company's owner explain to his drivers that if they find it difficult to see people as equal they just have to consider there are no more black and white people, only blue.

So, this driver explained it to its passengers :

"Ok guys, you're not black or white anymore. Only blue. So light blue get the front seats, dark blue the rear."

A lot of people think apartheid is a complicated issue

But i think it's pretty black and white

A double whammy

What's black on the bottom and white on top?

Apartheid America.



What's white on the bottom and black on top?

A prison shower.

Two South Africans were playing a game of golf

Unfortunately, apartheid their game.


The real problem with Tide Pods is that the segregate the colors.

We should be talking to our kids about the dangers of Apartheid Pods.

Hey, remember the south african billionaire who smoked weed on a live podcast and ended up violating the SEC rules?

looks like he apartheid too hard...

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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