Apartheid Jokes

7 apartheid jokes and hilarious apartheid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apartheid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good apartheid joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"

Just after the apartheid ...

A bus company's owner explain to his drivers that if they find it difficult to see people as equal they just have to consider there are no more black and white people, only blue.
So, this driver explained it to its passengers :
"Ok guys, you're not black or white anymore. Only blue. So light blue get the front seats, dark blue the rear."

What's a racist's favourite playground game?

Apartheid and Seek.

A lot of people think apartheid is a complicated issue

But i think it's pretty black and white

Y'know, I could have sworn South Africa had apartheid.

Is this the Mandela Effect?

Two South Africans were playing a game of golf

Unfortunately, apartheid their game.

A double whammy

What's black on the bottom and white on top?
Apartheid America.
What's white on the bottom and black on top?
A prison shower.

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