Aorta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aorta jokes. Read aorta vein jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aorta tragic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Delightful Fun Aorta Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

I have the best circulatory system in the world!

Some say aorta be less vein

What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein?

Why Aorta!

We lost a brave soldier today, died from a fatal wound to the aorta...

But he did not die in vein.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery

Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that

What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava

Your so vain

What did the human heart get at McDonald's?

Aorta of fries

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the aorta gav puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working aorta gemini piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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