The Best 6 Aorta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aorta jokes. There are some aorta vein jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aorta tragic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Aorta Jokes and Puns

I have the best circulatory system in the world!

Some say aorta be less vein

What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein?

Why Aorta!

We lost a brave soldier today, died from a fatal wound to the aorta...

But he did not die in vein.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery

Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that

What did the human heart get at McDonald's?

Aorta of fries


What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava

Your so vain

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aorta gav jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aorta gemini piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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