Anxiety Jokes

Funniest Anxiety Short Jokes

Short anxiety jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anxiety humour may include short anxious jokes also.

1. My boyfriend left me because of my anxiety issues... Oh, wait. He just went to the kitchen to grab some coffee.
2. I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up I now suffer from anxiety and depression
3. I've been trying to put a finger on what's causing my anxiety... But my boss doesn't like to be touched.
4. Being a comedian is really bad for my anxiety Whenever I'm on stage people keep laughing at me
5. A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks.
6. I carry a notice with me to let other people know about my anxiety disorder. It's my social insecurity card
7. My wife just left me because of my anxiety and paranoia. Nevermind, she just returned from the shops.
8. What do you call the anxiety you feel when you're in a maze of buildings? A complex complex complex
9. I think I have anxiety, but I don't want to be diagnosed by a doctor I'm worried if they tell me I don't have it, I would've wasted their time.
10. As someone with social anxiety, I must say ... Er, uhm ... Uuuh, I'll send you a text later.

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Anxiety One Liners

Which anxiety one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anxiety? I can suggest the ones about depression and fear.

1. Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room? You're not alone.
2. Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it'll leave me too.
3. My boyfriend just left me because I have anxiety attacks.
4. What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense.
5. Why did the dumpling refuse to go on a date? It was “filled” with anxiety!
6. I want to join an anxiety club... But I'm afraid they won't accept me.
7. Whoever took my anxiety medication I'm worried about you
8. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -FDR "Exactly." -everyone with anxiety
9. Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine Because of his panic attacks
10. Why does the brain experience so much anxiety? Because it's part of the nervous system
11. I deal with my anxiety disorder the same way I study for tests. I don't
12. Why does Donald Trump take anxiety medication? For Hispanic attacks
13. The doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. I was worried shitless.
14. What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice
15. Whenever I get high with friends, my anxiety kicks in I hate rock climbing

Social Anxiety Jokes

Here is a list of funny social anxiety jokes and even better social anxiety puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up.
• What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
• Because of my social anxiety, I prefer to do things with very little people around me. It makes me feel better being taller than everyone else.
• Only 90's kids will get this! Crippling depression and social anxiety
• Social anxiety is tough when you're trying to flirt with your ceramics teacher. I can't help but think I make a bad first impression.
• There was a massive social anxiety awareness rally recently Nobody showed up
• "Hello everyone to social anxiety anonymous" "I see no one has come and I have to say I am very disappointed."
• If you have social anxiety... You see the world through fear goggles
• Earlier today I got diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder. It's really SAD.
• My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that. It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.

Anxiety Attacks Jokes

Here is a list of funny anxiety attacks jokes and even better anxiety attacks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Spanish guy having an anxiety attack? Hispanic.
• What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person? She has a hispanic attack
• My sister is always having anxiety attacks. She's a total crisis.

Anxiety And Depression Jokes

Here is a list of funny anxiety and depression jokes and even better anxiety and depression puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have the three D's Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.
• What kind of pastry is known to cause depression and anxiety?
• What's the emotional equivalent of speed balling Anxiety and depression.

Witty Anxiety Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about anxiety you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean distress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anxiety pranks.