The Best 7 Anxiety Depression Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anxiety Depression jokes. There are some anxiety depression jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anxiety depression puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anxiety Depression Jokes and Puns

A Russian doctor is treating his patient.

*"Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety."*

*"Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?"*

People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!

Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of suicide, and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.

Yesterday I was on a Edible Plants and Folk Medicine Nature Walk

The guide noted that St. John's Wort is believed to be useful for mood, including anxiety and depression.

Older woman who keeps asking questions: "There seems to be a lot here, don't the deer eat it?"

Me: "If they did, they might jump in front of cars less."

The naturalist was able to mostly hold back his smile.

I have the three D's

Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.

Only 90's kids will get this!

Crippling depression and social anxiety

What kind of pastry is known to cause depression and anxiety?

What's the emotional equivalent of speed balling

Anxiety and depression.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anxiety depression puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anxiety depression piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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