The Best 6 Anxiety Depression Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anxiety Depression jokes. There are some anxiety depression jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anxiety depression puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anxiety Depression Jokes and Puns

A Russian doctor is treating his patient.

*"Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety."*

*"Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?"*

People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!

Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of suicide, and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.

I have the three D's

Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.

Only 90's kids will get this!

Crippling depression and social anxiety

What's the emotional equivalent of speed balling

Anxiety and depression.


What kind of pastry is known to cause depression and anxiety?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anxiety depression jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anxiety depression piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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