The Best 7 Anuses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anuses jokes. There are some anuses charisma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anuses ostriches puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anuses Jokes and Puns

I was carbon-dating a dinosaur the other day, trying to figure out what era it was from

Upon closer inspection, I realised that it didn't have the 3 anuses I was expecting, so I ruled out the Triassic period

Never trust a person with 2 anuses

Because they're biassed

Just started a job that requires me to sew two people's anuses together

Not a dream job, but it makes ends meet.

What did the mathematician say looking at 144 anuses?

That's disgusting

What do you call a group of anuses fighting for their rights?

A bowel movement


Whats fine one way but illegal when reversed?

Putting cow anuses into hotdogs.

I hate my job. I insert cut up meat into people's anuses for scientific purposes.

It's a mince to an end.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anuses mathematic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anuses sphincter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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