Anubis Jokes

Following is our collection of decrepit humor and pyramid one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anubis puns for adults, dirty fez jokes or clean foxy gags for kids.

There is an abundance of egyptian jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on anubis. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any crustaceans witze you can hear about anubis.

The Best jokes about Anubis

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?


(If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?

One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.

What do you call a Frenchman who can't pronounce Egyptian names?


How can Noobies become a God in game?

... Anubis

Why did the Egyptian God Suck so badly at first person shooters?

Because he was Anubis.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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