Anubis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anubis jokes. There are some anubis pyramid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anubis foxy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Anubis Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?


(If you don't get it, say it slower.)

How can Noobies become a God in game?

... Anubis

What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?

One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call a Frenchman who can't pronounce Egyptian names?


Why did the Egyptian God Suck so badly at first person shooters?

Because he was Anubis.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anubis egyptian puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anubis crustaceans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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