Hilarious Anubis Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?
Anubis
(If you don't get it, say it slower.)
How can Noobies become a God in game?
... Anubis
What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?
One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.
Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?
They wished it was Anubis.
What do you call a Frenchman who can't pronounce Egyptian names?
Anubis
Why did the Egyptian God Suck so badly at first person shooters?
Because he was Anubis.
