The Best 13 Anty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anty jokes. There are some anty depressants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anty termite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anty Jokes and Puns

Why were the ants unaffected by the covid virus?

They have lil anty bodies.

Do you know why ants are never sick?

It's because they have little anty bodies

Scientists have declared that ants are immune to COVID-19....

They think its probably because they have.... anty bodies

Why aren't ants getting covid?

They have anty bodies.

Did you know that ants can't contact COVID-19?

Because they have anty bodies.


Why don't ants get sick?

They have anty bodies.

Why dont anteaters get sick?

Because they are filled with anty bodies.

I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food.

Turned out it was the anty pasto.

How come ants don't get sick?

Because they have little Anty bodies…

What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?

Anty depressants.

Why don't ant eaters get sick?

They have lots of anty bodies inside them.

You can explore anty colonies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean anty gnat dad jokes. There are also anty puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why don't ants catch colds?

they have tiny anty bodies

Remember when Anty died in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?

I wonder if he left behind any little orphan anties.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anty anteater jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anty antibodies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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