Antsy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antsy jokes. There are some antsy apprehensive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antsy jumpy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Witty Antsy Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy...

"What are we waiting for?" the doctor asks.

"Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

My sister graduated med school and is growing antsy at her minimal workload

She just needs to have patients.

What do you call an ant who just saw a ghost?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antsy restless puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antsy interwebs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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