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But if you have ten ants, just ask them for rent.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
Ten-ants
Antelopes
Insure ants?
It said "twist to open"
Ant-Eye Biotics
(Dad joke, I know)
I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants.
Old man says "nope, it'll kill em"
It's because they have anty-bodies!
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Next time you have an anthill problem, here is what you do;
Grab yourself a can of black spray paint and cover the entire anthill in it. Then grab a stick or something of the sort and stir the paint in. Once all the ants realize they now live in a black neighborhood, they stop working and start shooting each other.
......... Uncles.
Because they colonize.
Ten ants
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
They are in sects.
if you burn them, they die.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!?
Doctor: It's okay take these pills
Patient: No way tomorrow is the final
If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town.
They're the account ants
Ten-ants !
Antiques
Both come in waves...
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps
Crosseyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants
I've come to tell you a lie that is true.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out knives and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Because they have little antibodies...
Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant.
I can pick up a leaf too, who cares.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."
The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."
The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."
Because they have little anty-bodies
They all have those anty-bodies.
Fine ants.
It sounds like a cool psy-ants project
Turns out they were ten-ants.
...because they have lil' anty-bodies
*runs away*
The 3rd ant lied.
Kevin Spacey.
Because they have little antybodies.
That way, if I don't get an acceptance letter, I can still hope for an accept ants letter.
Account ants.
Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"
Stimul-ants.
Because they lack toes in taller ants.
Ladies and Gentlemen; hobos and Tramps; bug eyed mosquitos and legged ants: I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing of.
One cold dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys stood up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each-other! The deaf policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.
Romance
No.
Cuz then they would be uncles.
The males are called uncles
Tenants
Because all their uncles are ants!
Because all his uncles were also ants.
The teams are separated by species.
A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.
He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."
"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."
"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."
... uncle's
Tenants
Uncles
A construction site.
Cause *truants* don't go to school!
(I came up with this right now)
Because they have antibodys
The 1 ant, 2 ant, and 3 ant bought houses in the country.
The 4 ant, 5 ant, and 6 ant bought houses in the city.
The 7 ant, 8 ant, and 9 ant bought houses at the beach.
The 10 ant decided to rent.
They're all females, otherwise they'd be called uncles
Because they have tiny anty-bodies
They have anty bodies.
Uncles in your pants
Ignorant.
It's because they have little anty bodies
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants
Because they have little anty-bodies
One guy says, "I have ants"
The second guy replies, "Yeah, but my ants are taller than yours."
So the first guy now says 'Well, I have a tube of glue!",
To which the second guy replies, "And... I have an entire tin of it."
Finally, the first guy says "I have bread."
Unable to beat the first guy any longer, the second guy says "I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants."
The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.
"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"
"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."
The man refuses though and says:
"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"
Uncles.
They have lil anty bodies.
"Nope" said the man, "it will kill them."
They have little antibodies
Because they're not tenants
He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".
My ice cream cone. =(
*Inspired by actual events.
Protestants
Most people think ants or bees, but ya know...flies have really been on top of shit lately
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