The Best 6 Antonyms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antonyms jokes. There are some antonyms crossword jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antonyms anagram puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antonyms Jokes and Puns

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

Always

Coming

From

Take

Me

Down

They came for our homonyms and I said nothing. They came for our synonyms and still, I said nothing. Nil. Zilch. Nada.

When they came for our antonyms, I was opposed.

One day two friends decided to brush up their English.

One says "i will ask you the antonyms of some words".

The other agreed.

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Always'

Friend 2 : Never

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Stop' said in a modern way

Friend 2 : Gonna

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'take'

Friend 2 : Give

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'me'

Friend 2 : You

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Down'

Friend 2 : Up

English is a funny language

"Jail" and "Prison" are synonyms.
But, "Jailer" and "Prisoner" are antonyms.

Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes

They didn't know any


Blows and Sucks are antonyms and synonyms.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antonyms definitions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antonyms antonym piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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