Antonyms Jokes

Following is our collection of thesaurus humor and crossword one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antonyms puns for adults, dirty homophone jokes or clean anagram gags for kids.

There is an abundance of definitions jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on antonyms. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any antonym witze you can hear about antonyms.

The Best jokes about Antonyms

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?







They came for our homonyms and I said nothing. They came for our synonyms and still, I said nothing. Nil. Zilch. Nada.

When they came for our antonyms, I was opposed.

One day two friends decided to brush up their English.

One says "i will ask you the antonyms of some words".

The other agreed.

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Always'

Friend 2 : Never

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Stop' said in a modern way

Friend 2 : Gonna

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'take'

Friend 2 : Give

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'me'

Friend 2 : You

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Down'

Friend 2 : Up

English is a funny language

"Jail" and "Prison" are synonyms.
But, "Jailer" and "Prisoner" are antonyms.

Blows and Sucks are antonyms and synonyms.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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