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8 antonym jokes and hilarious antonym puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about antonym that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

Always
Coming
From
Take
Me
Down

What's the antonym of "leaker" ?

Spaniard
I'll see myself out.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

One day two friends decided to brush up their English.

One says "i will ask you the antonyms of some words".
The other agreed.
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Always'
Friend 2 : Never
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Stop' said in a modern way
Friend 2 : Gonna
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'take'
Friend 2 : Give
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'me'
Friend 2 : You
Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Down'
Friend 2 : Up

A K-pop Joke

What's the antonym of bold?
(G)-IDLE.

What's an antonym for under?

der

What's another word for the opposite of an antonym?

(I bet you wanted to say synonym)

Shout out to the people

who don't know the antonym of in.

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