Antonym Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antonym jokes. There are some antonym dictionary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antonym onomatopoeia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Howlingly Hilarious Antonym Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?







What's the antonym of "leaker" ?


I'll see myself out.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

One day two friends decided to brush up their English.

One says "i will ask you the antonyms of some words".

The other agreed.

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Always'

Friend 2 : Never

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Stop' said in a modern way

Friend 2 : Gonna

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'take'

Friend 2 : Give

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'me'

Friend 2 : You

Friend 1 : Antonym of 'Down'

Friend 2 : Up

A K-pop Joke

What's the antonym of bold?


What's an antonym for under?


What's another word for the opposite of an antonym?

(I bet you wanted to say synonym)

Shout out to the people

who don't know the antonym of in.

What's the antonym of the White house?

The Kremlin

What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch?

Antonym toast crunch

What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer?


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antonym nikita puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antonym word piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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