The Best 9 Antony Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antony jokes. There are some antony vici jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antony zuckerburg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antony Jokes and Puns

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

Always

Coming

From

Take

Me

Down

What's the antonym of "leaker" ?

Spaniard

I'll see myself out.

What does broke Marc Antony say?

Friends, Romans, countrymen, I'm in arrears.

What's an antonym for under?

der

[OC] You should try and live by the golden rule, treat others how you wish to be treated.

With your WORDS Antony, not actual touching.


What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Seize her!

What's the antonym of the White house?

The Kremlin

What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer?

Clothes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antony thompson jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antony paul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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