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Over the weekend we took a daddy daughter trip to San Antonio.

While there we visited the Alamo. As we were leaving she turns to me and says I'm so glad we came…. I almost forgot all about it!
It took me a second to get it. The battle cry of those Texas boys was remember the Alamo .
I couldn't be prouder!

Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke!

Go easy on me im drunk.
When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,

"Remember the à la mode"

Hey United, my ex is flying flight 2145 from Atlanta to San Antonio, seat 12-D...

Do your thing!!!

What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?

"Well, it was really a no-brainer."

ESPN's favorite Anchor's best friend

Sal Palantonios pal Antonio from San Antonio


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