The Best 13 Anton Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anton jokes. There are some anton emmy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anton josef puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anton Jokes and Puns

A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"

He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."

Antonin Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

Always

Coming

From

Take

Me

Down

What's the antonym of "leaker" ?

Spaniard

I'll see myself out.

Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work

He was fired.


What's an antonym for under?

der

What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Seize her!

Anton joke, What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Paul: A man came by my house today asking for donations for the new town swimming pool.

Anton: How much did you give him?

Paul: One glass.

"Anton, am I a good mother?"

"My name is Paul."

What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?

"Well, it was really a no-brainer."

What's the antonym of the White house?

The Kremlin

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What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer?

Clothes.

Anton Yelchin (Chekhov in *Star Trek*), was crushed by his Jeep.

You could say he died in a "transporter malfunction."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anton invader jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anton andre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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