Anton Jokes

Following is our collection of died humor and emmy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anton puns for adults, dirty scalia jokes or clean josef gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anton

A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"

He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."

Antonin Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?







What's the antonym of "leaker" ?


I'll see myself out.

Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work

He was fired.

What's an antonym for under?


"Anton, am I a good mother?"

"My name is Paul."

Paul: A man came by my house today asking for donations for the new town swimming pool.

Anton: How much did you give him?

Paul: One glass.

What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?

"Well, it was really a no-brainer."

What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Seize her!

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