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A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"

He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."

Antonin Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

Always
Coming
From
Take
Me
Down

What's the antonym of "leaker" ?

Spaniard
I'll see myself out.

Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work

He was fired.

What's an antonym for under?

der

What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Seize her!

Paul: A man came by my house today asking for donations for the new town swimming pool.

Anton: How much did you give him?
Paul: One glass.

"Anton, am I a good mother?"

"My name is Paul."

What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?

"Well, it was really a no-brainer."

Anton joke, What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?


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Anton joke, What did Antonio Moniz say when he was asked how he came up with the idea for lobotomy?