Comical Antman Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men??
He became a mute ant.
I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.
That really bugs me.
Thor: "I'm going to kill you with my Thor hammer, so prepare to die!"
Antman: "Ha, it's no match for my thorax!"
What do you get when you cross Ant-Man and GI Joe?
Giant man (ba dum tsk)
What do you call it when Ant-Man makes a politically incorrect joke?
A microaggression.
Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
I asked Ant-Man for a dollar the other day
He said, Sorry, I'm a bit short.

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?
It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."
I wanted to be Ant-Man for Halloween...
but the costume was way too small.
What do Ant-Man and Felicity Smoak have in common?
They both have ridden Arrow.
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My transgender uncle is a huge Marvel fan...
...and her favorite comic character is Ant-Man.
Why isn't Ant-Man allowed in the children's section of the library?
All he reads about are pimp articles.