Antman Jokes

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Comical Antman Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men??

He became a mute ant.

I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.

That really bugs me.

Thor: "I'm going to kill you with my Thor hammer, so prepare to die!"

Antman: "Ha, it's no match for my thorax!"

What do you get when you cross Ant-Man and GI Joe?

Giant man (ba dum tsk)

What do you call it when Ant-Man makes a politically incorrect joke?

A microaggression.

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

I asked Ant-Man for a dollar the other day

He said, Sorry, I'm a bit short.

Antman joke, I asked Ant-Man for a dollar the other day

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?

It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."

I wanted to be Ant-Man for Halloween...

but the costume was way too small.

What do Ant-Man and Felicity Smoak have in common?

They both have ridden Arrow.

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My transgender uncle is a huge Marvel fan...

...and her favorite comic character is Ant-Man.

Why isn't Ant-Man allowed in the children's section of the library?

All he reads about are pimp articles.

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