Antman Jokes
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Comical Antman Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good antman joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men??
He became a mute ant.
If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp….
Would they call in the SWAT team?
I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.
That really bugs me.
Thor: "I'm going to kill you with my Thor hammer, so prepare to die!"
Antman: "Ha, it's no match for my thorax!"
People often arguing about which Avenger is the best. Cap, Iron man, Thor...mine is Antman.
I can't help but cheer for an Ant-y hero.
What do you get when you cross Ant-Man and GI Joe?
Giant man (ba dum tsk)
What do you call it when Ant-Man makes a politically incorrect joke?
A microaggression.
Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?
Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.
I asked Ant-Man for a dollar the other day
He said, Sorry, I'm a bit short.
Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
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