The Best 12 Antlers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antlers jokes. There are some antlers tusks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antlers elk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Antlers Jokes and Puns

OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers.

Detective: dear god

Officer: most likely yes

My little boy was drawing pictures.

I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken bastard!'

FINALLY A QUALITY PUN (Un intended)

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OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

Detective: Dear God !!!

OFFICER: Most likely yes

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A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing trip to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall... He asks the bartender, "What the fock is that?"

The bartender replies, "It's a moose."

The Scottish chap shouts back, "Fock me! How big are the cats here?"

"Detective, we found the body eviscerated under an altar made of antlers."

Detective: "Dear, God..."

Officer: "Yeah, probably."


Officer: The Victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

Detective: Dear God!


Officer: Yes, I guess so!

An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off...

I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.

Antlers joke, An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off...

Anybody know how much Deer antlers cost?

I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.

What's pink and has antlers?

A strawberry moose.

I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food...

He told me it was a bad quesadilla.

Did you hear about the cow that tried to grow antlers?

It was udderly pointless.

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Does Canada even have a president?

Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antlers hunter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antlers wooded piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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