Antlers Jokes

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The Best jokes about Antlers

OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers.

Detective: dear god

Officer: most likely yes

My little boy was drawing pictures.

I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken bastard!'

An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off...

I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.

Two Aggies bag a deer

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."

A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud."

So the Aggies give it try and it works! The first Aggie says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier."

The second Aggie says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."

Bubba and Clyde are out hunting one day...

... when they finally lay eyes on the perfect buck. Bubba takes one shot and it goes down. They're struggling to get it back to their pickup, dragging it by its hind legs, when they come across another hunter.

The hunter says, "You know boys, if you drag it by its antlers, it'll be easier, since they won't be catching on everything."

After a little while, Bubba says to Clyde, "You know, that guy was right, this *is* a lot easier. The only problem now is we're gettin' further away from the truck."


Some Mexicans were hunting moose in Canada for the first time and their first day out they shot a giant beautiful one with huge antlers.

They each grabbed a side of the antlers and started dragging it back to their truck snagging and catching small trees and bushes and making little progress. A Canadian saw them doing this and told them it would be easier if they dragged the moose by it's feet.

They took his advice and the antlers stopped getting caught on everything when they dragged it.

After awhile one Mexican said to the other
"This works really great but we keep getting further and further away from the truck"

Anybody know how much Deer antlers cost?

I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.

What's pink and has antlers?

A strawberry moose.

I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food...

He told me it was a bad quesadilla.

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