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OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers.

Detective: dear god
Officer: most likely yes

My little boy was drawing pictures.

I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken b**...!'

FINALLY A QUALITY PUN (Un intended)

 FINALLY A QUALITY PUN
OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
Detective: Dear God !!!
OFFICER: Most likely yes
 

A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing trip to Canada.

After a hard day on the s**..., he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall... He asks the bartender, "What the fock is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap shouts back, "Fock me! How big are the cats here?"

"Detective, we found the body eviscerated under an altar made of antlers."

Detective: "Dear, God..."
Officer: "Yeah, probably."

Officer: The Victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

Detective: Dear God!
Officer: Yes, I guess so!

An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off...

I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.

Anybody know how much Deer antlers cost?

I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.

What's pink and has antlers?

A strawberry moose.

Antlers joke, What's pink and has antlers?

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Antlers joke, What's pink and has antlers?

Antlers joke, What's pink and has antlers?