Following is our collection of Antlers jokes which are very funny. There are some antlers tusks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antlers elk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Detective: dear god
Officer: most likely yes
I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken bastard!'
I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.
I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.
A strawberry moose.
He told me it was a bad quesadilla.
It was udderly pointless.
Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antlers hunter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working antlers wooded piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.