Antivirus Jokes

29 antivirus jokes and hilarious antivirus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about antivirus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A good laugh is always a great way to break the tension and make your day. Read some of the funniest jokes about antivirus, firewalls and installations that you won't find on Norton or Dell. Get the giggles going with these hilarious jokes.

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Funniest Antivirus Short Jokes

Short antivirus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antivirus humour may include short computer virus jokes also.

  1. Girl, are you Norton Antivirus? Because when you're running, I can't seem to do anything but watch.
  2. Great news that anti-virus mogul turned fugitive John McAfee has finally been captured.

    They estimate the trial could last 30 days.
  3. The man who devised it does not want it. The man who bought it does not use it. The man who uses it does not realize it. What is it? McAfee Antivirus
  4. Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today Told the customer it would guard against popups
  5. Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.
  6. Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore.
  7. Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)
  8. I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis. I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.
  9. Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for m**... charges. If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.
  10. The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with m**.... They expect the trial to last 30 days

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Antivirus One Liners

Which antivirus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antivirus? I can suggest the ones about viral and ransomware.

  1. I like my women how I like McAfee antivirus Disabled.
  2. I make over $1,000,000 a month cleaning windows... I invented Norton Anti-Virus...
  3. What do you call an antivirus made for windows Curtains
  4. What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have? AVG Antivirus
  5. Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
  6. What antivirus does a pirate use? Avast, ye scalawags!
  7. Did you ever hear about that one Antivirus? I heard it was making people go bug-eyed.
  8. What Anti-Virus did a the pirate recommend to the gardener? Avast, ye Landlubber!
  9. Son to Mom Son, love is a virus
    Mom, my slipper is an antivirus
  10. HyperAntivirus - The best antivirus modernity
  11. Which idiot said install antivirus for your computer instead of ed norton
  12. What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast.
  13. I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the d**... thing has autism.

Antivirus joke, I installed anti-virus on my PC

Cheeky Antivirus Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about antivirus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean virus infects jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antivirus pranks.

Antivirus joke, Did you ever hear about that one Antivirus?