Antivirus Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Girl, are you Norton Antivirus?

Because when you're running, I can't seem to do anything but watch.

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the damned thing has autism.

I like my women how I like McAfee antivirus


Great news that anti-virus mogul turned fugitive John McAfee has finally been captured.

They estimate the trial could last 30 days.

The man who devised it does not want it. The man who bought it does not use it. The man who uses it does not realize it. What is it?

McAfee Antivirus

Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today

Told the customer it would guard against popups

The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder.

They expect the trial to last 30 days

I make over $1,000,000 a month cleaning windows...

I invented Norton Anti-Virus...

Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter...

They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.

Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer.

Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore.

What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have?

AVG Antivirus

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What antivirus does a pirate use?

Avast, ye scalawags!

I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.

I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.

I think my antivirus gave my PC autism

It's way too good at maths to be 'normal'.

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