Antivirus Jokes

Following is our collection of dell humor and ransomware one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antivirus puns for adults, dirty electronic jokes or clean uninstall gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hardware jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 16 funniest jokes on antivirus. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any norton witze you can hear about antivirus.

The Best jokes about Antivirus

Girl, are you Norton Antivirus?

Because when you're running, I can't seem to do anything but watch.

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the damned thing has autism.

Antivirus joke, I installed anti-virus on my PC

I like my women how I like McAfee antivirus

Disabled.

Great news that anti-virus mogul turned fugitive John McAfee has finally been captured.

They estimate the trial could last 30 days.


The man who devised it does not want it. The man who bought it does not use it. The man who uses it does not realize it. What is it?

McAfee Antivirus

Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today

Told the customer it would guard against popups

Antivirus joke, Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today

The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder.

They expect the trial to last 30 days

I make over $1,000,000 a month cleaning windows...

I invented Norton Anti-Virus...

Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter...

They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.

Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer.

Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore.


What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have?

AVG Antivirus

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What antivirus does a pirate use?

Avast, ye scalawags!

Did you ever hear about that one Antivirus?

I heard it was making people go bug-eyed.

I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.

I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.

Antivirus joke, I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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