Antivaxxers Jokes

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The Best jokes about Antivaxxers

Only anti-vaxxers will get this


Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?

He's dead

I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.

They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how retarded they turned out to be.

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing...

A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.

I only knock up anti-vaxxers.

Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.

What's the difference between anti-vaxxers and vaccines?

Needles actually have a point.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

Why is it better to sleep with anti-vaxxers?

8 years of child support is better then 18 years of child support.

What do you call a large group of anti-vaxxers?

A quarantine.

Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

They don't approve of shots.

What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer?


I seem to be one of the few people that understand anti-vaxxers completely...

I also don't like kids

Why don't antivaxxers go out drinking?

They are against having shots

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?


Dark jokes are like anti-vaxxers kids

They never get old

Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers

You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.

Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.

If you don't like anti-vaxxers...

Don't worry, they won't be here long

People should stop picking on anti-vaxxers...

....After all, they're practically defenseless!

Anti-vaxxers make me SICK!

Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles

[OC] What is the one thing anti-vaxxers hate more than vaccines?

Giving their child a long, healthy life

I don't think antivaxxers are such a big problem.

I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.

I've finally figured out why anti-vaxxers are so prominent in today's society.

Nowadays, everyone is just hoping to go viral.

Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE

Both haven't aged well

Never play drinking games with antivaxxers

They refuse to take their shots.

All the jokes about anti-vaxxers are getting old

Unlike their kids

What do anti-vaxxers and Parents Against Alchohol have in common?

They don't want you giving shots to their kids.

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

We should be more thankful for anti-vaxxers.

They're volunteering their kids to help keep the population down!

Two anti-vaxxers walked into a bar

And died of polio

I Have A Joke That Only Anti-vaxxers Will Get


What's an anti-vaxxers favorite board game?

(You have diphtheria)

What song is the anthem of Anti-Vaxxers?

Down With The Sickness

Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John

He's always promoting shots.

What is the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-vaxxer?

Anti-vaxxers don't like to stick 'em while they're young.

How do anti-vaxxers celebrate their kid's sixth birthday?

They put flowers on their grave.

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They are all dead.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why was the anti-vaxxers four year old crying?

Midlife crisis.

Sorry it's a repost from a while ago but it needs to be out here more.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why are anti-vaxxers so terrible at painting and sculpture?

Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.

What do Anti-Vaxxers and their children have in common?

They both stopped maturing at the same age.

Why was the anti-vaxxers 3 year old crying?

Mid-life crisis.

Two things that never get old: 1. making fun of anti-vaxxers

2. their children

Why are all anti-vaxxers single?

Because they don't shoot their shot

Dear anti-vaxxers

When we said remove yourselves from the gene-pool... we meant stop breeding, not make sure your kids died before they had the chance.

Why don't serial killers target anti-vaxxers?

they don't know where they've been.

Why can't the children of anti-vaxxers go to bars?

They never reach the drinking age.

I only date antivaxxers.

Because 8 years of child support beats 18.

Why do anti-vaxxers eat apples?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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