The Best 53 Antivaxxers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antivaxxers jokes. There are some antivaxxers molest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivaxxers vaccinations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Antivaxxers Jokes and Puns

Only anti-vaxxers will get this

Measles

Anti-vaxxers make me SICK!

Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Two anti-vaxxers walked into a bar

And died of polio

I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.

They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how retarded they turned out to be.


Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

I've finally figured out why anti-vaxxers are so prominent in today's society.

Nowadays, everyone is just hoping to go viral.

Antivaxxers joke, I've finally figured out why anti-vaxxers are so prominent in today's society.

Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?

He's dead

We should be more thankful for anti-vaxxers.

They're volunteering their kids to help keep the population down!

Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.

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I only knock up anti-vaxxers.

Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

[OC] What is the one thing anti-vaxxers hate more than vaccines?

Giving their child a long, healthy life

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

Antivaxxers joke, A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

What do anti-vaxxers and Parents Against Alchohol have in common?

They don't want you giving shots to their kids.

Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE

Both haven't aged well

What's the difference between anti-vaxxers and vaccines?

Needles actually have a point.


Dark jokes are like anti-vaxxers kids

They never get old

Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers

You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.

Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

They don't approve of shots.

I seem to be one of the few people that understand anti-vaxxers completely...

I also don't like kids

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

Why don't antivaxxers go out drinking?

They are against having shots

What do you call a large group of anti-vaxxers?

A quarantine.

Antivaxxers joke, What do you call a large group of anti-vaxxers?

People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing...

A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.

What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer?

Dyson.

I don't think antivaxxers are such a big problem.

I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.


All the jokes about anti-vaxxers are getting old

Unlike their kids

If you don't like anti-vaxxers...

Don't worry, they won't be here long

Why is it better to sleep with anti-vaxxers?

8 years of child support is better then 18 years of child support.

Never play drinking games with antivaxxers

They refuse to take their shots.

People should stop picking on anti-vaxxers...

....After all, they're practically defenseless!


I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.

Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds.

This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to swallow.

Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

Two things never get old:

- Jokes on Anti-Vaxxers
- Their Children

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

You can say he was having a midlife crisis

Only antivaxxers will get this...

Chicken pox.

What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic?

The control group.

I don't like anti-vaxxers

They make me sick!

How many antivaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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It's not my job to give you the answer. Do your own research.

Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but...

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They're happy living in the dark

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You don't need light bulbs in a coffin.

I'm really not worried about anti-vaxxers.....

It's a dying movement.

Did you know, anti-vaxxers don't last as long in bed?

…especially if the bed is in a hospital.

What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why will anti-vaxxers not laugh at this joke?

They just won't get it.

Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes?

Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.

What do Pro-Vaxxers and Anti-Vaxxers have in common?

They'll never be fully vaccinated.

Johnny Depp would be in a much better position if it wasn't for anti-vaxxers.

If it wasn't for them we would all have heard immunity by now.

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