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Measles
Anti-vaxxer says to the engineer: Is it safe to cross the bridge?
Engineer: It is 99,97% safe to cross that bridge.
Anti-vaxxer: I'd rather swim.
Unfortunately, I couldn't meet his son.
He was having a midlife crisis
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a Bloody Mary!"
The doctor sits next to her and says, "Give me a rum and coke!"
The anti-vaxver says, "No shots for me."
She then collapses and dies from polio.
The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids
He's dead
If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?
...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.
She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"
God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".
The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"
The good news, his mom is an anti-vaxxer.
A 9mm.
She demands to speak to the manager
They'll go viral in no time.
The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.
all i got was bunch of measly tips!
They don't approve of shots.
-Anti-Vaxxer Jokes
-Their children
Looks like I'll have five second-cousins. Too bad she's an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.
They are against having shots
Dyson
So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"
~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets
Don't worry, they won't be here long
Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles
Needle them
Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.
I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.
do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?
An anti-vaxxer said to her kid.
It'll go viral.
Apparently, keeping it to yourself.
And the mumps.
The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"
She was having a midlife crisis
Both haven't aged well
A problem.
What do you call ten anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call a hundred anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
An even bigger problem.
So how about ALL the anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
Problem solved.
They don't want you giving shots to their kids.
You'll probably only have to pay a few years of child support.
And died of polio
He stays sober and wants to go back home, but there's a bridge that comes in the way.
I tell him, "There is a 1 percent chance of the bridge breaking."
The anti-vaxxer jumped into the water and started swimming.
Sorry!
(You have diphtheria)
Good mourning.
They think it causes aww-tism.
Only eight years of child support.
Anti-vaxxers don't like to stick 'em while they're young.
...it's that I only have to pay for a smaller coffin.
He's always promoting shots.
They're afraid of the shots.
Midlife crisis.
Sorry it's a repost from a while ago but it needs to be out here more.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
None. They are all dead.
They put flowers on their grave.
Child cemetery plots are way cheaper than adult ones.
Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.
Measles on wheels
Become an Anti-Vaxxer.
Never mind. Unless you're an anti-vaxxer, you won't get it.
Choosing to "be an anti-vaxxer for life" is a much shorter-term commitment than many other "for life" decision.
They both stopped maturing at the same age.
Mid-life crisis.
And by god's work I mean giving diseases to innocent babies"
Hold my beer.
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