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Measles
Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles
They're afraid of the shots.
He's always promoting shots.
So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"
~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Needle them
A 9mm.
And died of polio
Unfortunately, I couldn't meet his son.
Anti-vaxxers don't like to stick 'em while they're young.
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The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids
None. They are all dead.
Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.
They'll go viral in no time.
She was having a midlife crisis
Midlife crisis.
Sorry it's a repost from a while ago but it needs to be out here more.
Sorry!
(You have diphtheria)
He was having a midlife crisis
...it's that I only have to pay for a smaller coffin.
He's dead
If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?
They put flowers on their grave.
Choosing to "be an anti-vaxxer for life" is a much shorter-term commitment than many other "for life" decision.
Looks like I'll have five second-cousins. Too bad she's an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.
The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.
The good news, his mom is an anti-vaxxer.
Anti-vaxxer says to the engineer: Is it safe to cross the bridge?
Engineer: It is 99,97% safe to cross that bridge.
Anti-vaxxer: I'd rather swim.
They don't want you giving shots to their kids.
You'll probably only have to pay a few years of child support.
Both haven't aged well
Measles on wheels
A problem.
What do you call ten anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call a hundred anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
An even bigger problem.
So how about ALL the anti-vaxxer families on the moon?
Problem solved.
An anti-vaxxer said to her kid.
Child cemetery plots are way cheaper than adult ones.
They don't approve of shots.
Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.
They both stopped maturing at the same age.
Dyson
They are against having shots
Never mind. Unless you're an anti-vaxxer, you won't get it.
He stays sober and wants to go back home, but there's a bridge that comes in the way.
I tell him, "There is a 1 percent chance of the bridge breaking."
The anti-vaxxer jumped into the water and started swimming.
I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.
all i got was bunch of measly tips!
Good mourning.
do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?
Apparently, keeping it to yourself.
And the mumps.
It'll go viral.
Only eight years of child support.
Don't worry, they won't be here long
They think it causes aww-tism.
She demands to speak to the manager
...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.
She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"
God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".
The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"
-Anti-Vaxxer Jokes
-Their children
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a Bloody Mary!"
The doctor sits next to her and says, "Give me a rum and coke!"
The anti-vaxver says, "No shots for me."
She then collapses and dies from polio.
Because they don't shoot their shot
The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"
I don't know, go do your own research and stop bothering me!
I know because they told me.
Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.
They both are afraid of improving cell service.
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