The Best 52 Antivaxx Jokes

Following is our collection of Antivaxx jokes which are very funny. There are some antivaxx death jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivaxx group puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Only anti-vaxxers will get this

Measles

Anti-vaxxers make me SICK!

Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John

He's always promoting shots.

So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.

So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"

~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets


How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Two anti-vaxxers walked into a bar

And died of polio

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They are all dead.

Why are anti-vaxxers so terrible at painting and sculpture?

Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

Why was the anti-vaxxers four year old crying?

Midlife crisis.

Sorry it's a repost from a while ago but it needs to be out here more.

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What's an anti-vaxxers favorite board game?

Sorry!
(You have diphtheria)

Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying?

They found out autism is genetic

Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?

He's dead

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

How do anti-vaxxers celebrate their kid's sixth birthday?

They put flowers on their grave.

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

How do anti-vaxx parents talk to their children?

Through a Ouija board


What do anti-vaxx children play in the pool?

Marco-Polio

What do anti-vaxxers and Parents Against Alchohol have in common?

They don't want you giving shots to their kids.

What does one say to an anti-vaxx kid?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
omae wa
mou shindeiru.

Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE

Both haven't aged well

Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

What do antivaxx kids and Trump have in common?

4 years or less.

Two things that never get old

Anti-vaxx jokes

Anti-vaxx kids

What's the difference between Opportunity and am anti-vaxx child?

One actually survives after it's been told it has 90 days to live.

Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

They don't approve of shots.

What do Anti-Vaxxers and their children have in common?

They both stopped maturing at the same age.

I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes

But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

Why don't antivaxxers go out drinking?

They are against having shots

A little girl came up to me today and said she was having a midlife crisis.

I chuckled and said "Don't be silly! How old are you?"

She said "6"

I laughed and said, "Then how are you going through a midlife crisis if you are only 6?"

She said "Well my mom is antivaxx, so I'm unvaccinated."

"Don't be ridiculous!" I said. "A midlife crisis means you're in the middle of your lifespan right now, while right now you'll probably be dead in a week."

There are 2 things that never get old.

1-Anti-vaxx jokes

2-Children of anti-vaxx people.

When I was 6, my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70, how old is my sister?

3. My mother became anti-vaxx.

The anti-vaxx couple could not understand why their 2-year old was crying

Everyone cries when they go through a mid-life crisis, duh.

An Anti-vaxxer walks into a bar...

He stays sober and wants to go back home, but there's a bridge that comes in the way.

I tell him, "There is a 1 percent chance of the bridge breaking."

The anti-vaxxer jumped into the water and started swimming.

I don't think antivaxxers are such a big problem.

I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.

An 11 year old boy just told me his anti-vaxx joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Unvaccinated kid!

Unvaccinated kid who?

Oh never mind, it's an open casket funeral.

What do you get antivaxxer kids for their 3rd birthday?

Tombstone

Some of the jokes here are getting old

Unlike antivaxx children

The anti-vaxxer movement will end the same way that it started...

It'll go viral.

If you don't like anti-vaxxers...

Don't worry, they won't be here long

Why do anti-vaxxer still get shots for their pets?

They think it causes aww-tism.

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

An anti-vaxxer passes away...

...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.

She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"

God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".

The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"

Why was the anti-vaxxers 3 year old crying?

Mid-life crisis.

Why are all anti-vaxxers single?

Because they don't shoot their shot

An anti-vaxxer, an anti-masker, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar

The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"

Why did the anti-vaxxer cross the road

I don't know, go do your own research and stop bothering me!

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

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