Antivaxers Jokes

Following is our collection of virus humor and shots one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antivaxers puns for adults, dirty kids jokes or clean awhile gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bad jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on antivaxers. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pretty witze you can hear about antivaxers.

The Best jokes about Antivaxers

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

There are two things that never gets old

1. Jokes about antivaxers
2. Kids of antivaxers

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.

Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.

It was having a mid-life crisis.

A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.

guess that problem solves itself.


I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!

The Morgue

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7's parent's were anti-vaxers and he's got measles.

What's the fastest way to clear a room full of Anti-Vaxers..?

Sneeze.

Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name

After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.

There are two things that will never get old,

dark humour And antivaxers kids.

What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?

Autismus Prime


Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?

Because they're scared of being poked

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

Smallpox

Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?

They never give you any shots.

Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?

They are busy burying their dead kids.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

The flu

Anti-Vaxers

Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?

The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.

Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.

Measles.

Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers.

#2: anti-vaxers kids.


What's the difference between unvaccinated children and jokes about anti-vaxers ?

They never get old.

Anti-vaxers got it right

Gotta stop the global warming.

Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?

Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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