Amusing & Witty Antivaxers Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
It's so nice to meet so many anti-vaxers here
It feels like we're a dying breed
There are two things that never gets old
1. Jokes about antivaxers
2. Kids of antivaxers
Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,
'cause they just get everything.
Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?
He was having a mid-life-crisis.
Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.
guess that problem solves itself.
I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!
The Morgue
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7's parent's were anti-vaxers and he's got measles.
What's the fastest way to clear a room full of Anti-Vaxers..?
Sneeze.
Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name
After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.
There are two things that will never get old,
dark humour And antivaxers kids.
You can explore antivaxers virus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean antivaxers kids dad jokes. There are also antivaxers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Only anti-vaxers will get this...
Smallpox
What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?
Autismus Prime
Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?
Because they're scared of being poked
Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?
They are busy burying their dead kids.
Only anti-vaxers will get this...
The flu
Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?
They never give you any shots.
Anti-Vaxers
Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?
The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.
Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.
Measles.
Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers.
#2: anti-vaxers kids.
What's the difference between unvaccinated children and jokes about anti-vaxers ?
They never get old.
Anti-vaxers got it right
Gotta stop the global warming.
Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?
Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.
