The Best 22 Antivaxers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antivaxers jokes. There are some antivaxers shots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivaxers awhile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antivaxers Jokes and Puns

There are two things that never gets old

1. Jokes about antivaxers
2. Kids of antivaxers

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.

Antivaxers joke, Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.

guess that problem solves itself.

Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.

It was having a mid-life crisis.

I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!

The Morgue

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7's parent's were anti-vaxers and he's got measles.

Antivaxers joke, Why is 6 afraid of 7?

What's the fastest way to clear a room full of Anti-Vaxers..?


Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name

After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.

There are two things that will never get old,

dark humour And antivaxers kids.

What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?

Autismus Prime

You can explore antivaxers virus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean antivaxers kids dad jokes. There are also antivaxers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...


Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?

Because they're scared of being poked

Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?

They are busy burying their dead kids.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

The flu

Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?

They never give you any shots.

Antivaxers joke, Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?


Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?

The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.

Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.


Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers.

#2: anti-vaxers kids.

What's the difference between unvaccinated children and jokes about anti-vaxers ?

They never get old.

Anti-vaxers got it right

Gotta stop the global warming.

Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?

Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antivaxers bad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antivaxers pretty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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