Antivaxers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antivaxers jokes. Read antivaxers shots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivaxers awhile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty Antivaxers Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

It's so nice to meet so many anti-vaxers here

It feels like we're a dying breed

There are two things that never gets old

1. Jokes about antivaxers
2. Kids of antivaxers

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.

Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.

It was having a mid-life crisis.

A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.

guess that problem solves itself.

I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!

The Morgue

Antivaxers joke, I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7's parent's were anti-vaxers and he's got measles.

What's the fastest way to clear a room full of Anti-Vaxers..?


Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name

After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.

There are two things that will never get old,

dark humour And antivaxers kids.

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Only anti-vaxers will get this...


What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?

Autismus Prime

Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?

Because they're scared of being poked

Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?

They are busy burying their dead kids.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

The flu

Antivaxers joke, Only anti-vaxers will get this...

Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?

They never give you any shots.


Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?

The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.

Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.


Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers.

#2: anti-vaxers kids.

What's the difference between unvaccinated children and jokes about anti-vaxers ?

They never get old.

Anti-vaxers got it right

Gotta stop the global warming.

Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?

Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the antivaxers bad puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

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