The Best 23 Antivaxer Jokes

Following is our collection of Antivaxer jokes which are very funny. There are some antivaxer unvaccinated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivaxer vaccine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.


What do you call an antivaxer in the 1920s?


All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related

They all die in new

Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence?

Yeah, me neither

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.

Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name

After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.

What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?

Autismus Prime

Only anti-vaxers will get this...


Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?

Because they're scared of being poked

Top Antivaxer Puns and Funny Jokes

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Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?

They are busy burying their dead kids.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

The flu

Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?

They never give you any shots.


Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?

The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.

Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.


Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer

he doesn't let his creations get to 3

Why was the toddler of an anti-vaxer crying?

Mid-life crisis

Anti-vaxers got it right

Gotta stop the global warming.

What's the difference between an antivaxer and a guy on the wheelchair?

One of them is disabled.

An antivaxer had a child.

He died.

Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?

Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.

You are at a table that sits 100 people, how do you find the anti-vaxer?

He's on the floor trying to resuscitate his child.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antivaxer antivirus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antivaxer tolio piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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