Antivaxer Jokes

Following is our collection of viruses humor and unvaccinated one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antivaxer puns for adults, dirty developmentally jokes or clean vaccine gags for kids.

There is an abundance of antivirus jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on antivaxer. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any tolio witze you can hear about antivaxer.

The Best jokes about Antivaxer

How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.


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What do you call an antivaxer in the 1920s?

Dead.

Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence?

Yeah, me neither

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.


Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name

After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.

Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?

Because they're scared of being poked

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

Smallpox

What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?

Autismus Prime

Only anti-vaxers will get this...

The flu


Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?

They are busy burying their dead kids.

Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?

They never give you any shots.

Anti-Vaxers

Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?

The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.

An antivaxer had a child.

He died.

Why was the toddler of an anti-vaxer crying?

Mid-life crisis

Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?

Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.

You are at a table that sits 100 people, how do you find the anti-vaxer?

He's on the floor trying to resuscitate his child.

Anti-vaxers got it right

Gotta stop the global warming.


What's the difference between an antivaxer and a guy on the wheelchair?

One of them is disabled.

Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer

he doesn't let his creations get to 3

Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.

Measles.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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