Heartwarming Antivaxer Jokes that Make You Laugh
How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman?
She was against masked-man dates.
What do you call an antivaxer in the 1920s?
Dead.
All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related
They all die in new
Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence?
Yeah, me neither
Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,
'cause they just get everything.
Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?
He was having a mid-life-crisis.
Why was the anti-vaxers baby crying.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Anti-Vaxers are meeting today to change their name
After finally debating for awhile, they all agreed on Pro-Disease.
Only anti-vaxers will get this...
Smallpox
What do anti-vaxers call a transformer that has been vaccinated?
Autismus Prime
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Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook?
Because they're scared of being poked
Where do you think the antivaxers have hidden in the current pandemic?
They are busy burying their dead kids.
What's the difference between an antivaxer and a guy on the wheelchair?
One of them is disabled.
An antivaxer had a child.
He died.
Only anti-vaxers will get this...
The flu
Why are anti-vaxers the worst sportsmen?
They never give you any shots.
Anti-Vaxers
Who would win a race between a vaccinated 10 year old and an unvaccinated 10 year old?
The vaccinated one because the other one doesn't exist.
Here's something only anti-vaxers will get.
Measles.
Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer
he doesn't let his creations get to 3
Why was the toddler of an anti-vaxer crying?
Mid-life crisis
Anti-vaxers got it right
Gotta stop the global warming.
Why do anti-vaxers not believe Fox News nor Trump?
Because they can see when lies are being fed to them- and they know it's not good for their children.
You are at a table that sits 100 people, how do you find the anti-vaxer?
He's on the floor trying to resuscitate his child.
