Antivaxer Jokes

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Funniest Antivaxer Short Jokes

Short antivaxer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antivaxer humour may include short polio jokes also.

1. I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much... They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs
2. What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common? Both are raising the world's average IQ
3. I'm surprised there are so many anti-vax politicians in America Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.
4. Today is my first cake day which means My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.
5. Anti-vax jokes are like anti-vax kids, They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.
6. What's the worst thing to hear at an antivax rally? "He's having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor?"
7. A joke but only anti-vax kids get it. Polio
8. I love hearing jokes about anti-vax kids They never get old.
9. I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think. They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
10. what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common? they don't go above 7

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Antivaxer One Liners

Which antivaxer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antivaxer? I can suggest the ones about vaccine and antivirus.

1. dark Humour is like anti-vax families There's usually a dead baby.
2. Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman? She was against masked-man dates.
3. What do you call an anti-vax babysitter? Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
4. I'm an antivax parent, I want to keep my 3 children healthy
5. What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common? They both die in new.
6. I have a lot of anti-vax jokes In my family
7. What do you call an antivaxer in the 1920s? Dead.
8. What do antivax parents order at a bar? Anything but shots
9. Why are jokes about anti-vax kids the best? They never get old!
10. I'm a proud anti-vax mother of 4 beautiful children
11. What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax? Mrs. DoubtPfizer
12. Antivax kid in the pool Marco!
    Polio!
13. All of my jokes are anti-vaxer related They all die in new
14. Why did the anti-vax movement stop? It died down.
15. It's so nice to meet so many anti-vaxers here It feels like we're a dying breed

Heartwarming Antivaxer Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about antivaxer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean virus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antivaxer pranks.