The Best 47 Antivax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antivax jokes. There are some antivax slinkies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivax solemates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antivax Jokes and Puns

Only anti-vaxxers will get this


Anti-vaxxers make me SICK!

Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles

So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.

So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"

~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets

Antivax joke, So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.

I'm surprised there are so many anti-vax politicians in America

Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

Dark Humour is like anti-vax families

There's usually a dead baby.

Antivax joke, Dark Humour is like anti-vax families

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?

He's dead

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

A joke but only anti-vax kids get it.


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Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

What do anti-vaxx children play in the pool?


Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

Anti-vax jokes are like anti-vax kids,

They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.

Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

They don't approve of shots.

Antivax joke, Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

You guys may not agree with me but I personally believe that anti-vax kids will make it to 20

2020 that is

Did you hear the one about the anti-vax mom?

Neither did her kid.

Why are jokes about anti-vax kids the best?

They never get old!

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?


Why don't antivaxxers go out drinking?

They are against having shots

Antivax kid in the pool



If you ever wanna have raw sex, have it with an anti-vax believer

Worst case scenario, you pay child support for 5 years instead of 18

What do antivax parents order at a bar?

Anything but shots

I don't think antivaxxers are such a big problem.

I was just walking through the subway when I saw 2 homeless people vaccinating themselves.

what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?

they don't go above 7

The anti-vaxxer movement will end the same way that it started...

It'll go viral.

Why was the antivaxers 5 year old son so sad?

He was having a mid-life-crisis.

If you don't like anti-vaxxers...

Don't worry, they won't be here long

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

An anti-vaxxer passes away...

...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.

She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"

God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".

The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"

I'm a proud anti-vax mother of 4 beautiful children

What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common?

They both die in new.

Did you here about the anti-vaxer with legit scientific evidence?

Yeah, me neither

What's the worst thing to hear at an antivax rally?

"He's having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor?"

I love hearing jokes about anti-vax kids

They never get old.

I told my ex to join the anti-vax community.

Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don't last long.

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.

Today is my first cake day which means

My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

You can say he was having a midlife crisis

I'm an antivax parent, I want to keep my 3 children healthy

Only antivaxxers will get this...

Chicken pox.

Antivaxx kids are like dark humor

They never get old

My reddit account is now one year old!

That's older than most anti-vax kids!

What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax?

Mrs. DoubtPfizer

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antivax trekkie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antivax vaccine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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