Antivac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antivac jokes. There are some antivac unlike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antivac minutes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy Antivac Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

So I am a proud anti-vac parent and my kids turned out great!

The ones that survived, anyway.

How many anti-vaccers does it take to change a lightbulb?


What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

There were once 2 anti-vaccine parents.

They ain't parents no more

What do me and anti-vaccination kids have in common?

We both last 3 minutes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antivac vaccine puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antivac common piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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