Antisocial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antisocial jokes. There are some antisocial marquee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antisocial introvert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Antisocial Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.

We haven't met yet.

People used to think George Washington was antisocial.

But he just wasn't a party person.

10 years ago people used to think I am unfunny but now

they think I am unfunny, antisocial and, broke.

Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist?

Because they are anti-social.

I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social

but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.

I'm very antisocial

In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know

Schools should have a class designed for introverts...

*anti-social studies*

Antisocial joke, Schools should have a class designed for introverts...

What do you call an antisocial sea sponge?


My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder.

At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.

What do you call an introverted feminist?

An Antisocial Justice Warrior

My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher.

He just wasn't meating enough people..

You can explore antisocial extrovert reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean antisocial disorder dad jokes. There are also antisocial puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone...

I'm just an anti-social drinker

Some call me an alcoholic,

But I call myself an antisocial drinker

I'm the most anti-social person I know

What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn't like people?

An Antisocial Darwinist

Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

Antisocial joke, Bankers are so antisocial.

Did you hear about that antisocial persons meeting?

No one showed up.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What are ants awful at?

Being antisocial

I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support group

We never meet.

Everyone says I'm an antisocial person because I'm a Vegan...

I just don't like to meat people.

The only thing anti-social people fear,

Is peer itself.

What do you call an anti-social milk product?

An intro-gurt!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antisocial misogynists puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antisocial behaviour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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