Comical Antisocial Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.
We haven't met yet.
People used to think George Washington was antisocial.
But he just wasn't a party person.
10 years ago people used to think I am unfunny but now
they think I am unfunny, antisocial and, broke.
Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist?
Because they are anti-social.
I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social
but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.
I'm very antisocial
In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know
Schools should have a class designed for introverts...
*anti-social studies*
What do you call an antisocial sea sponge?
Aloofah
My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder.
At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.
What do you call an introverted feminist?
An Antisocial Justice Warrior
My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher.
He just wasn't meating enough people..
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I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone...
I'm just an anti-social drinker
Some call me an alcoholic,
But I call myself an antisocial drinker
I'm the most anti-social person I know
What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn't like people?
An Antisocial Darwinist
Bankers are so antisocial.
They're a bunch of loaners.
Did you hear about that antisocial persons meeting?
No one showed up.
Why don't lamps talk?
They're antisocial lights.
What are ants awful at?
Being antisocial
I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support group
We never meet.
Everyone says I'm an antisocial person because I'm a Vegan...
I just don't like to meat people.
The only thing anti-social people fear,
Is peer itself.
What do you call an anti-social milk product?
An intro-gurt!
