Antisocial Jokes

Funniest Antisocial Short Jokes

Short antisocial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antisocial humour may include short aggressive jokes also.

1. 10 years ago people used to think I am unfunny but now they think I am unfunny, antisocial and, broke.
2. I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.
3. My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder. At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.
4. My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher. He just wasn't meating enough people..
5. What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn't like people? An Antisocial Darwinist
6. Everyone says I'm an antisocial person because I'm a Vegan... I just don't like to meat people.
7. Being anti-social has a few advantages There is no one
8. Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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Antisocial One Liners

Which antisocial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antisocial? I can suggest the ones about socialist and hostile.

1. Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.
2. People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person.
3. I'm very antisocial In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know
4. Schools should have a class designed for introverts... *anti-social studies*
5. What do you call an antisocial sea sponge? Aloofah
6. I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone... I'm just an anti-social drinker
7. Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker
8. Bankers are so antisocial. They're a bunch of loaners.
9. Did you hear about that antisocial persons meeting? No one showed up.
10. Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights.
11. What are ants awful at? Being antisocial
12. The only thing anti-social people fear, Is peer itself.
13. What do you call an anti-social milk product? An intro-gurt!
14. I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you.
15. I am so anti-social. I do not know Dave.

Comical Antisocial Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about antisocial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean misbehaving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antisocial pranks.