Antisocial Jokes

Funniest Antisocial Short Jokes

Short antisocial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antisocial humour may include short aggressive jokes also.

1. 10 years ago people used to think I am unfunny but now they think I am unfunny, antisocial and, broke.
2. I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.
3. My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder. At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.
4. My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher. He just wasn't meating enough people..
5. What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn't like people? An Antisocial Darwinist
6. I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support group We never meet.
7. Everyone says I'm an antisocial person because I'm a Vegan... I just don't like to meat people.
8. What do you call an anti-social milk product? An intro-gurt!
9. I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you.
10. I am so anti-social. I do not know Dave.

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Antisocial One Liners

Which antisocial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antisocial? I can suggest the ones about socialist and hostile.

1. Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.
2. People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person.
3. Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist? Because they are anti-social.
4. I'm very antisocial In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know
5. Schools should have a class designed for introverts... *anti-social studies*
6. What do you call an antisocial sea sponge? Aloofah
7. What do you call an introverted feminist? An Antisocial Justice Warrior
8. I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone... I'm just an anti-social drinker
9. Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker
10. I'm the most anti-social person I know
11. Bankers are so antisocial. They're a bunch of loaners.
12. Did you hear about that antisocial persons meeting? No one showed up.
13. Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights.
14. What are ants awful at? Being antisocial
15. The only thing anti-social people fear, Is peer itself.

Comical Antisocial Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about antisocial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean misbehaving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antisocial pranks.