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Antisemitism Jokes

9 antisemitism jokes and hilarious antisemitism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about antisemitism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Antisemitism Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good antisemitism joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar

Hey Kanye!

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

All anti-semites

Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"

Goldberg opens a hardware store.

To advertise, he rents a billboard, puts up a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, with the caption: They used Goldberg's nails.
His son, upon seeing this, exclaims to his father, You can't use that! It will cause antisemitism!"
So Goldberg exchanges it for a picture of Jesus's body laying on the ground, hands bloodied, with the caption: They didn't use Goldberg's nails.

What do you call a blind antisemite?

A Not See

A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?

What do you get if you cross a non-violent Indian with an anti-Semitic art school reject and a wizard?

Gandolf

I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...

or else I'm going to get audited soon

What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?

Goebbel goebbel.


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