Antisemitic Jokes
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Goldberg opens a hardware store.
To advertise, he rents a billboard, puts up a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, with the caption: They used Goldberg's nails.
His son, upon seeing this, exclaims to his father, You can't use that! It will cause antisemitism!"
So Goldberg exchanges it for a picture of Jesus's body laying on the ground, hands bloodied, with the caption: They didn't use Goldberg's nails.
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A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.
The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?
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What do you get if you cross a non-violent Indian with an anti-Semitic art school reject and a wizard?
Gandolf
I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...
or else I'm going to get audited soon
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What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?
Goebbel goebbel.
An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip
The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.
Then I found out he was Jewish.
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A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar
Oh wait, that's the White House
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People can change
Even h**... went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal?
Adolfin.
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