The Best 11 Antisemitic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antisemitic jokes. There are some antisemitic offensive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antisemitic economical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antisemitic Jokes and Puns

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?

Goebbel goebbel.

I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...

or else I'm going to get audited soon

Antisemitic joke, I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...

I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.

Then I found out he was Jewish.

What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal?

Adolfin.


What do you call small anti-Semitic chunks of ice falling from the sky?

Heil

Lots of people are claiming to be victims of anti-Semitic attacks since Trump became President...

It's fake Jews, folks.

Antisemitic joke, Lots of people are claiming to be victims of anti-Semitic attacks since Trump became President...

What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice?

An anti-semitic semantic

Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen?

Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!

What game do antisemitic rich people like to play?

Yacht-zi.

Historians recently discovered evidence that Hitler was a ventriloquist.

Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his dummy who was a violinist. He would bring the dummy to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antisemitic islamophobic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antisemitic disclaimer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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