Hilarious Fun Antisemite Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar
Hey Kanye!
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
What do you call a blind antisemite?
A Not See
A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.
The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?
An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip
The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar
Oh wait, that's the White House
People can change
Even h**... went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.
Friend: "He sounds really nice!"
Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."
Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-n**.... That's a huge red flag."
h**... couldn't have been an antisemite.
He thought Jews were part of the Solution.
