Comical Antisemi Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?
Goebbel goebbel.
An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip
The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.
Then I found out he was Jewish.
Did you know h**... was very opposed to tractor-trailers?
Turns out he was a huge anti-semi.
If you don't like 18 wheelers
Does that mean you're anti-semi?
