The Best 5 Antisemi Jokes

Following is our collection of Antisemi jokes which are very funny. There are some antisemi drivers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antisemi kosher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

All anti-semites

Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"

What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?

Goebbel goebbel.

I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.

Then I found out he was Jewish.

Did you know Hitler was very opposed to tractor-trailers?

Turns out he was a huge anti-semi.

If you don't like 18 wheelers

Does that mean you're anti-semi?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antisemi people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antisemi haul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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