Antisemantic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antisemantic jokes. There are some antisemantic antisemitic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antisemantic friend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Antisemantic Jokes to Boost Your Mood

Is there a difference between "Jew" and "Jewish"?

I don't think so. But then, I am anti-semantic.

Grammar Nazis are self-contradictory

Because they are anti-semantic.

I went on a very unpleasant date with a Jewish grammarist the other day

Now I think I'm anti-semantic.

Hitler absolutely hated when people would argue minor details or quibble with him.

He was very anti-semantic

Hitler failed English class.

He was an anti-semantic.

Why did Hitler fail literature class?

He was anti-semantic.

I don't like when people distinguish between Jew and Hebrew

I guess you could say I am anti-semantic.

Antisemantic joke, I don't like when people distinguish between  Jew  and  Hebrew

An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue.

The linguists in the group are offended and leave.

The problem with grammar nazis?

They're anti-semantic.

Why wouldn't the student take writing advice from his Jewish English teacher?

He was anti-semantic.

My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...

He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.

You can explore antisemantic uri reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean antisemantic semantics dad jokes. There are also antisemantic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Say what you will about grammar nazis

At least they aren't anti-semantic.

Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's?


I hate Grammar-Nazis.

I think it's because of how anti-semantic they are.

I hate my Jewish English teacher who argues with me on the meaning of certain words and phrases

I guess I'm anti-semantic

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antisemantic jew puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antisemantic antisemite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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