Antique Dealer Jokes
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Antique Dealer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I found an old violin and a painting in the attic.
The antique dealer said, "The good news is you've got a Stradivarius and a Picasso. The bad news is Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Picasso made c**... violins."
Mary and Jane are old friends.
They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Mary cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Jane.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
Why was the antique dealer considered a p**...?
She was selling one night stand
My dad wants me to help him buy a tablet, but I'm not gonna do it.
There's no way I'm getting tangled up with these black-market antiquities dealers.
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