The Best 13 Antimatter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antimatter jokes. There are some antimatter higgs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antimatter stationery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antimatter Jokes and Puns

Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter" we've recently discovered the existence of...

"Doesn't Matter" witch appears to have no affect on the universe at all.

What do antimatter and MC Hammer have in common?

Can't touch this

My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen

But she ran out of counterspace

Antimatter joke, My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen

I love living in my antimatter house...

It's in a negated community.

I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter

It doesn't even matter

I would tell you an antimatter joke...

... but it doesn't matter

If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ...

.... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?

Antimatter joke, If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ...

A clown and an antimatter clown annihilate each other.

No laughing matter...


ah whatever, it doesn't matter.

Along with antimatter and dark matter, a new type of matter was discovered

Called doesn't matter, which has absolutely no affect on the universe whatsoever

What does anti-matter do?

never mind, it doesn't matter.

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What's matter in reverse?


Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?

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