Antimatter Jokes

Following is our collection of juggalos humor and higgs one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antimatter puns for adults, dirty supercollider jokes or clean stationery gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bose jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on antimatter. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any quarks witze you can hear about antimatter.

The Best jokes about Antimatter


Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner.
"Well," said the chaffeur, "I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech since I've heard it so many times?'' So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions. Then, a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti-matter which the chauffeur couldn't answer
"Sir, the answer to your question is so easy that I'll let my chauffeur answer it!"

My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen

But she ran out of counterspace

I love living in my antimatter house...

It's in a negated community.

I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter

It doesn't even matter

I would tell you an antimatter joke...

... but it doesn't matter

If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ...

.... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?

A clown and an antimatter clown annihilate each other.

No laughing matter...

Along with antimatter and dark matter, a new type of matter was discovered

Called doesn't matter, which has absolutely no affect on the universe whatsoever


ah whatever, it doesn't matter.

What does anti-matter do?

never mind, it doesn't matter.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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