Antijoke Jokes

Following is our collection of kellogs humor and nivea one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antijoke puns for adults, dirty absurdist jokes or clean unfunny gags for kids.

There is an abundance of anticlimactic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on antijoke. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any successfull witze you can hear about antijoke.

The Best jokes about Antijoke

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.

Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.

Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.

Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.

Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.

Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.

Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

Why are antijokes surprising to people?

Because they point out the obvious while the listeners are expecting a joke.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he didn't have enough money.

Edit. My 6 year old told me this. I'm quite sure she didn't mean for it to be but its a pretty good anti-joke.

Why can't antijokes go to the prom?

Because there might be a punchline!

Anti-joke time

Q: What is 1 foot long, stiff and makes women scream all night?
A: A dead baby.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

A seven year old boy told me this antijoke: "What kind of cheese isn't yours?"

Not your cheese.

Need your best anti-Jokes

Guys I love anti-jokes.
Like they are the only ones that make me laugh.
I need more in my life.

Need help finding the punchline to a joke!!

So i remember reading this joke (or antijoke) where 100 nuns are travelling and decide to stop at the inn for the night. The clerk says they only have room for 50 so the nuns say "its okay, 50 will sleep inside and 50 will sleep outside". The next morning, the 50 nuns that slept outside are all dead, blood everywhere and theres a crazy monk running away with a chainsaw. The nuns decide to carry on and stop at the next inn. The clerk tells them they only have room for 25 so the nuns say "its okay, 25 will sleep inside and 25 will sleep outside". The next morning.......and the joke goes on like that until there's only 2 nuns left and I CAN'T REMEMBER THE PUNCHLINE UGHHH!! Someone please help, it's driving me nuts!!

What do men with erectile dysfunction and the punch line of an anti-joke have in common?

They never come

What did the joke say to the anti-joke

"I'm a joke," and the proceeded to cry into his beer.

Does anyone know the answer to the riddle that asks, "Is is colder on the farm or in the Winter? Which is longer, a rope?"

Does anyone know the answer to the riddle that asks, "Is is colder on the farm or in the Winter? Which is longer, a rope?" I have been trying to get this for the last month or so. There are a ton of clues that I can give for it, but I still can't come up with the right answer. I think it's one of those anti-joke riddles where the answer is something so obvious it lacks a climax.

It's 4AM and I keep hearing voices...

Though that's probably because I'm listening to music.


Sorry this sucks and is more like an antijoke, I have a midterm in a couple hours and I'm tired.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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