Antijoke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antijoke jokes. There are some antijoke nivea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antijoke unfunny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Quirky and Hilarious Antijoke Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.

Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.

Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.

Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.

Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.

Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.

Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

Why are antijokes surprising to people?

Because they point out the obvious while the listeners are expecting a joke.

Why can't antijokes go to the prom?

Because there might be a punchline!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he didn't have enough money.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

Need your best anti-Jokes

Guys I love anti-jokes.
Like they are the only ones that make me laugh.
I need more in my life.

Antijoke joke, Need your best anti-Jokes

A seven year old boy told me this antijoke: "What kind of cheese isn't yours?"

Not your cheese.

Anti-joke time

Q: What is 1 foot long, stiff and makes women scream all night?
A: A dead baby.

What do men with erectile dysfunction and the punch line of an anti-joke have in common?

They never come

It's 4AM and I keep hearing voices...

Though that's probably because I'm listening to music.


Sorry this sucks and is more like an antijoke, I have a midterm in a couple hours and I'm tired.

You can explore antijoke kellogs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean antijoke absurdist dad jokes. There are also antijoke puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

What did the joke say to the anti-joke

"I'm a joke," and the proceeded to cry into his beer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antijoke anticlimactic puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antijoke successfull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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