Antigravity Jokes

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There is an abundance of fiction jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on antigravity. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gravitational witze you can hear about antigravity.

The Best jokes about Antigravity

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

Man, I just can't put this thing down.

I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity

I found it difficult to put down.

Book Jokes.

I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.

I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.

I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .

I read a book on suicide.
It had me on the edge of my building.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity right now.

It's impossible to put down.

I found a book about anti-gravity

it's really interesting; I can't put it down.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down.

I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

it's impossible to put down.

If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity?

It never lets me down!

I LOVED that book about anti-gravity

... it was so hard to put down.

Have you read that new book about antigravity?

It's hard to put down

Why can you always depend on Anti-Gravity?

Because it will never let you down.


Guess you can call me mr. Anti-gravity

Cause no one ever falls for me.

I borrowed a book from my dad about anti-gravity

I couldn't put it down.

I've been reading a book on antigravity...

It's impossible to put down!

Ten Science Jokes for Nerds

* I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

* Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.

* Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

* Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

* A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

What do we want? .

Time travel

When do we want it? .

Irrelevant.

* What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

* A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies For you, no charge .

* Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm positive.

* An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

Recently got an antigravity book

I just can't put it down

Currently reading a book on anti-gravity..

It's impossible to put down!

I'm reading a book on antigravity...

It's so good, I just can't put it down!

I'm reading a very interesting book about Anti-Gravity...

I just can't put it down


Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars?

They really drive me up a wall!

My parents' Christmas gift for me.

When Christmas day arrived, I was so excited to open my gifts that I woke up before my alarm. I went down stairs and opened a thin, rectangular box. It was a book! The title read, Anti-gravity. I read that book the whole day as I couldn't put it down.

I was reading a book on antigravity.

I couldn't put it down.

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