Following is our collection of gravity humor and erotica one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antigravity puns for adults, dirty outweigh jokes or clean novels gags for kids.
There is an abundance of fiction jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on antigravity. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gravitational witze you can hear about antigravity.
Man, I just can't put this thing down.
I found it difficult to put down.
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on suicide.
It had me on the edge of my building.
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It's impossible to put down.
it's really interesting; I can't put it down.
It's impossible to put down.
it's impossible to put down.
It never lets me down!
... it was so hard to put down.
It's hard to put down
Because it will never let you down.
Cause no one ever falls for me.
I couldn't put it down.
It's impossible to put down!
* I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
* Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
* Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
* Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
* A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want? .
Time travel
When do we want it? .
Irrelevant.
* What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
* A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies For you, no charge .
* Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive.
* An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
I just can't put it down
It's impossible to put down!
It's so good, I just can't put it down!
I just can't put it down
They really drive me up a wall!
When Christmas day arrived, I was so excited to open my gifts that I woke up before my alarm. I went down stairs and opened a thin, rectangular box. It was a book! The title read, Anti-gravity. I read that book the whole day as I couldn't put it down.
I couldn't put it down.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.