Antifreeze Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antifreeze jokes. There are some antifreeze mortis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antifreeze waxed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly & Ridiculous Antifreeze Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

How do you make antifreeze?

You take away her blanket.

I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer.

Place your bets now.

Do you guys know how to make antifreeze?

Just hide her nightgown!

(91 year old grandfather told me this one) why don't ants freeze in the winter?

because they have ANTi-freeze

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antifreeze glacier puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antifreeze tins piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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