Delightful Fun Antidote Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.
The refill contained the antidote.
Lemonade
A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"
"This one has the antidote."
It's important to have a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.
Lemonade Stand
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I once got some minor blood poisoning.
I tried to ingest the antidote, but it turns out it was in vein.
How do you use medicine to assassinate an aunt?
Anti-Venom
Okay, so you want her alive, how do you just stop her fawning over you?
Anti-Dote
My friend would be alive today...
if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.
>"Am I going to live?"
>"I don't know."
>"Read faster!"
I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"
She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."
What do you call it when you are bitten by a rattlesnake, and your uncle is the sheriff, and his sidekick hand delivers you the antidote?
Serumdeputy
What do you call a vegan who got bit by a snake and won't take the antidote?
*die hard with a venom*
