Antidote Jokes
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When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.
The refill contained the antidote.
Lemonade
A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"
"This one has the antidote."
It's important to have a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.
I once got some minor blood poisoning.
I tried to ingest the antidote, but it turns out it was in vein.
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How do you use medicine to assassinate an aunt?
Anti-Venom
Okay, so you want her alive, how do you just stop her fawning over you?
Anti-Dote
My friend would be alive today...
if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.
>"Am I going to live?"
>"I don't know."
>"Read faster!"
I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"
She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."
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