The Best 10 Antidote Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antidote jokes. There are some antidote unbereaveable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antidote warlocks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Antidote Jokes and Puns

When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.

The refill contained the antidote.

Lemonade

A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"

"This one has the antidote."

It's important to have a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.

Lemonade Stand

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I once got some minor blood poisoning.

I tried to ingest the antidote, but it turns out it was in vein.


How do you use medicine to assassinate an aunt?

Anti-Venom

Okay, so you want her alive, how do you just stop her fawning over you?

Anti-Dote

My friend would be alive today...

if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.

>"Am I going to live?"

>"I don't know."

>"Read faster!"

I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"

She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."

What do you call it when you are bitten by a rattlesnake, and your uncle is the sheriff, and his sidekick hand delivers you the antidote?

Serumdeputy

What do you call a vegan who got bit by a snake and won't take the antidote?

*die hard with a venom*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antidote cumcised jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antidote guinevere piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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