Antidote Jokes

Following is our collection of colonists humor and unbereaveable one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antidote puns for adults, dirty painkiller jokes or clean warlocks gags for kids.

There is an abundance of cumcised jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on antidote. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any guinevere witze you can hear about antidote.

The Best jokes about Antidote

When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.

The refill contained the antidote.


A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"

"This one has the antidote."

Lemonade Stand

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"

She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."

My friend would be alive today...

if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.

>"Am I going to live?"

>"I don't know."

>"Read faster!"

What do you call it when you are bitten by a rattlesnake, and your uncle is the sheriff, and his sidekick hand delivers you the antidote?


What do you call a vegan who got bit by a snake and won't take the antidote?

*die hard with a venom*

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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