Antidepressants Jokes

These are 24 antidepressants jokes and hilarious antidepressants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about antidepressants that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top antidepressants puns. Have fun with a good antidepressants joke in English with simple antidepressants humour.

  1. My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore.
  2. I told my doctor "exercise is the best antidepressant available " "Sounds like a bit of a stretch", he replied
  3. Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked.
  4. I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always "Rough"
  5. I got my medications mixed up. I confused my anti-depressant medication with my erectile dysfunction medication. Life just keeps getting harder.
  6. I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success... I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen
  7. I'm depressed because the store just ran out of the thing I wanted to buy for Christmas It was antidepressant
  8. I didn't have any candy at Halloween... So I gave out my antidepressants.
    It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.
  9. The Russians are developing new anti-depressants They call them USSRI'S
  10. Miracle of Science I'm balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
    I take antidepressants and now I'm never sad.
Antidepressants joke, Miracle of Science

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these antidepressants jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of antidepressants puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Antidepressants One Liners

Which antidepressants dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antidepressants?

  1. To whoever stole my antidepressants at work last night... I hope you're happy now.
  2. To the guy who stole my anti-depressant medication I hope you're happy now.
  3. Whoever stole my anti-depressants, I hope your happy now.
  4. Meds To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
  5. Somebody stole my antidepressants. I hope they're happy now.
  6. You know what they say about anti-depressants? The more the merrier :)
  7. To the man who stole my anti-depression meds. I hope you're happy now.
  8. Someone stole my antidepressants Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
  9. Someone stole my antidepressants Whoever you are, I'm not happy
  10. Money can't buy happiness but it can buy antidepressants
  11. Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants. Not Happy.
  12. What kinds of Ants can make you happy? ANTidepressANTS.
  13. I came up with a great name for an antidepressant Woe-Be-Gone
  14. To the guy who stole my anti-depressants HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
  15. To whoever took my anti-depressants I hope you're happy

Antidepressants joke, To whoever took my anti-depressants

Hilarious Antidepressants Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about antidepressants to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make antidepressants prank.

My dad first talked to me about s**... when I was going to college.

He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

Since I'm going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.

He said OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.
I said It's ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.
He's said No - anti-depressants.

Last weekend, I tried throwing an o**... for people on antidepressants...

But nobody came

There's a new antidepressant on the market for l**....


there's a new antidepressant made only for l**......

it's called Trycoxagain

Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for l**...?

It's called tricoxagain.

Antidepressants joke, Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

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The impact of these antidepressants jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.