Hilarious Antidepressants Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Whoever stole my anti-depressants,
I hope your happy now.
My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.
He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."
I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants
I ask him how his day was. His answer is always "Rough"
Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants...
Neither of them really worked.
My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants...
Guess I won't be needing those anymore.
They say money can't buy happiness...
but my antidepressants say otherwise.
Who says anti-depressants don't work,
that mass murderer looked pretty happy.
What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?
Her anti-depressants.
Since I'm going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.
He said OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.
I said It's ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.
He's said No - anti-depressants.
Someone stole my antidepressants
Whoever you are, I'm not happy
I didn't have any candy at Halloween...
So I gave out my antidepressants.
It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.
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What's it called when you steal a group of people's antidepressants?
Cultural Lexapropreation
Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants...
But nobody came
I knew a girl who always confused her birth control and anti-depressants
She had the sweetest little baby.
My doctor prescribed me antidepressants and said they would change my outlook
I don't know how many different ways you can look at a half empty glass
The Russians are developing new anti-depressants
They call them USSRI'S
Somebody stole all of my antidepressants.
I hope they're happy with themselves!
What did the pharmacist say to the Orioles fan?
Here are your antidepressants.
My psychiatrist is a cow
After she prescribed me anti-depressants, she asked if they had improved my moooooood
Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.
Not Happy.
To whoever took my anti-depressants
I hope you're happy
When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet.
Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.
Somebody stole my antidepressants.
I hope they're happy now.
I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...
I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen
TO WHOMEVER STOLE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS!...
I hope you're happy now.
To the guy who stole my anti-depressants
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
Meds
To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
You know what they say about anti-depressants?
The more the merrier :)
Someone stole my antidepressants
Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
What kinds of Ants can make you happy?
ANTidepressANTS.
Money can't buy happiness
but it can buy antidepressants
Miracle of Science
I'm balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I'm never sad.
To whoever stole my antidepressants at work last night...
I hope you're happy now.
