Antidepressants Jokes

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There is an abundance of reactions jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 24 funniest jokes on antidepressants. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any prozac witze you can hear about antidepressants.

The Best jokes about Antidepressants

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.


He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist."

"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."

And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants...

Guess I won't be needing those anymore.

Since I'm going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.

He said OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.

I said It's ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.

He's said No - anti-depressants.

Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants...

But nobody came

Whoever stole my anti-depressants,

I hope your happy now.


Somebody stole my antidepressants.

I hope they're happy now.

Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants...

Neither of them really worked.

I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants

I ask him how his day was. His answer is always "Rough"

Someone stole my antidepressants

Whoever you are, I'm not happy

I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...

I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen

Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

Not Happy.


I didn't have any candy at Halloween...

So I gave out my antidepressants.

It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.

To whoever took my anti-depressants

I hope you're happy

The Russians are developing new anti-depressants

They call them USSRI'S

TO WHOMEVER STOLE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS!...

I hope you're happy now.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

My doctor prescribed me antidepressants and said they would change my outlook

I don't know how many different ways you can look at a half empty glass

They say money can't buy happiness...

but my antidepressants say otherwise.

I knew a girl who always confused her birth control and anti-depressants

She had the sweetest little baby.


Somebody stole all of my antidepressants.

I hope they're happy with themselves!

When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet.

Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.

What's it called when you steal a group of people's antidepressants?

Cultural Lexapropreation

What did the pharmacist say to the Orioles fan?

Here are your antidepressants.

My psychiatrist is a cow

After she prescribed me anti-depressants, she asked if they had improved my moooooood

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