The Best 26 Antidepressants Jokes

Following is our collection of Antidepressants jokes which are very funny. There are some antidepressants tweezers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antidepressants medications puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Antidepressants Jokes and Puns

Whoever stole my anti-depressants,

I hope your happy now.

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.


He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist."

"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."

And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants

I ask him how his day was. His answer is always "Rough"

Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants...

Neither of them really worked.

My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants...

Guess I won't be needing those anymore.


They say money can't buy happiness...

but my antidepressants say otherwise.

Who says anti-depressants don't work,

that mass murderer looked pretty happy.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

Since I'm going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.

He said OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.

I said It's ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.

He's said No - anti-depressants.

Someone stole my antidepressants

Whoever you are, I'm not happy

I didn't have any candy at Halloween...

So I gave out my antidepressants.

It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.

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What's it called when you steal a group of people's antidepressants?

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Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants...

But nobody came

I knew a girl who always confused her birth control and anti-depressants

She had the sweetest little baby.

My doctor prescribed me antidepressants and said they would change my outlook

I don't know how many different ways you can look at a half empty glass

The Russians are developing new anti-depressants

They call them USSRI'S

Somebody stole all of my antidepressants.

I hope they're happy with themselves!

What did the pharmacist say to the Orioles fan?

Here are your antidepressants.

My psychiatrist is a cow

After she prescribed me anti-depressants, she asked if they had improved my moooooood


Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

Not Happy.

To whoever took my anti-depressants

I hope you're happy

When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet.

Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.

Somebody stole my antidepressants.

I hope they're happy now.

I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...

I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen

TO WHOMEVER STOLE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS!...

I hope you're happy now.

To the guy who stole my anti-depressants

HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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