Antichrist Jokes

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You know what makes the Antichrist a bad guy?

He turns wine into water.

Why does the Antichrist have trouble getting drunk?

Because his wine always turns into water.

Why doesn't Jesus have any aunts?

Because they'd be antichrists.

Quitting drinking's been a lot easier ever since I became friends with the Antichrist

Hard to get buzzed someone turns all your wine into water...

Considering that Jesus Christ was able to make wine from water

and the fact that I can make water from wine,
does it make me Antichrist?

Who do insects pray to?

The antichrist.

Thank You Omen Movies,

Apparently being an orphan by double "s**..." isn't enough to be your Anti-Christ, Satan Dad.
Who knew I had to have a work ethic?

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