Following is our collection of fever humor and acidic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antibiotics puns for adults, dirty checkup jokes or clean laxative gags for kids.
There is an abundance of illness jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on antibiotics. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any penicillin witze you can hear about antibiotics.
Antibiotics.
Antibiotics
So I took antibiotics until they went away.
Antibiotics
... antibiotics are never going viral.
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys some antibiotics, pays $25.45, walks out. A second later, the pharmacist bolts out of the pharmacy, catches up with the man, and breathlessly says: "sir, there's been a mistake! Instead of the antibiotics, I gave you Cyanide. " The man asks: "and what's the difference?" The pharmacist says: "two dollars and ten cents".
**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!
Anti-biotics
Anti-bio-tics.
I don't know, I've taken antibiotics before and my personality still did its usual job
Flummoxicillin.
Antibiotics!
Don't worry I'm going to put you on a course of penicillin.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.