Antibiotics Jokes

Following is our collection of fever humor and acidic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antibiotics puns for adults, dirty checkup jokes or clean laxative gags for kids.

There is an abundance of illness jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on antibiotics. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any penicillin witze you can hear about antibiotics.

The Best jokes about Antibiotics

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

I didn't know what to do with all the gifts my ex gave me.

So I took antibiotics until they went away.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

No matter how popular they get..

... antibiotics are never going viral.


What's the difference

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys some antibiotics, pays $25.45, walks out. A second later, the pharmacist bolts out of the pharmacy, catches up with the man, and breathlessly says: "sir, there's been a mistake! Instead of the antibiotics, I gave you Cyanide. " The man asks: "and what's the difference?" The pharmacist says: "two dollars and ten cents".

ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics


**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's?

Anti-bio-tics.

they say that antibiotics prevent birth control from working

I don't know, I've taken antibiotics before and my personality still did its usual job

Doctor can't tell what antibiotics you need?

Flummoxicillin.


What do you give to someone who has everything?

Antibiotics!

Doctor, doctor, I keep wanting to study antibiotics.

Don't worry I'm going to put you on a course of penicillin.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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