Antibiotic Jokes

Following is our collection of oil humor and poisonous one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antibiotic puns for adults, dirty potion jokes or clean swedener gags for kids.

There is an abundance of headaches jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on antibiotic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any root witze you can hear about antibiotic.

The Best jokes about Antibiotic


"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

What kind of antibiotic do you give to an Italian?


they say that antibiotics prevent birth control from working

I don't know, I've taken antibiotics before and my personality still did its usual job

Doctor : Why did you take your antibiotic at 6am, when I told you 9am

Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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