The Best 4 Antibiotic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antibiotic jokes. There are some antibiotic poisonous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antibiotic swedener puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Antibiotic Jokes and Puns

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

What kind of antibiotic do you give to an Italian?

Amoxsicilian

they say that antibiotics prevent birth control from working

I don't know, I've taken antibiotics before and my personality still did its usual job

Doctor : Why did you take your antibiotic at 6am, when I told you 9am

Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antibiotic headaches jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antibiotic root piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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