Hilarious Anti Vax Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend
Dark Humour is like anti-vax families
There's usually a dead baby.
I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much...
They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs
What do you call an anti-vax babysitter?
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common?
Both are raising the world's average IQ
I'm surprised there are so many anti-vax politicians in America
Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.
What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common?
They both die in new.
I have a lot of anti-vax jokes
In my family
Today is my first cake day which means
My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.
Why are jokes about anti-vax kids the best?
They never get old!
I'm a proud anti-vax mother of 4 beautiful children
Anti-vax jokes are like anti-vax kids,
They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.
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What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax?
Mrs. DoubtPfizer
Why did the anti-vax movement stop?
It died down.
If you ever wanna have raw sex, have it with an anti-vax believer
Worst case scenario, you pay child support for 5 years instead of 18
Why did the four year old anti vax kid cry?
Because he was in his midlife crisis.
A joke but only anti-vax kids get it.
Polio
I love hearing jokes about anti-vax kids
They never get old.
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?
they don't go above 7
I told my ex to join the anti-vax community.
Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don't last long.
What did the anti-vax kid wanna grow up to be?
Alive
Did you hear the one about the anti-vax mom?
Neither did her kid.
My reddit account is now one year old!
That's older than most anti-vax kids!
You guys may not agree with me but I personally believe that anti-vax kids will make it to 20
2020 that is
An anti-vax mom is at a cashier
"you should give me a discount! It's my son's 3rd birthday", She says
The cashier then replied "in that case, I'll apply the senior discount"
A year after historic protests...
white, anti-vax Republicans are finally saying I can't breathe .
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been sucked into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
I'm anti - vax
I just don't think thier brand of vacuums are as good as the competition.
What disease are anti-vax kids immune to?
Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
What do you call an elementary school dropout?
An anti-vax child.
What do Anti-Vax kids play in school?
Marco Polio
I tried to talk to my anti-vax friend the other day
Unfortunately the Oijia board wasn't working
Did y'all hear about the Anti-vax kid who bought a Ferrari at the age of 2?
Yeah, it was his midlife crisis.
An anti-vax mom walks in on her son self vaccinating.
And she says that better be heroin !
There's two things that will never get old
1 - Making fun of anti-vax parents
2 - Their kids
