Following is our collection of funny Anti Vax jokes. There are some anti vax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anti vax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
There's usually a dead baby.
Both are raising the world's average IQ
Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.
They both die in new.
In my family
My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.
They never get old!
They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.
Mrs. DoubtPfizer
Worst case scenario, you pay child support for 5 years instead of 18
You can explore anti vax reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean anti vax dad jokes. There are also anti vax puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Polio
They never get old.
Because he was in his midlife crisis.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
they don't go above 7
Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don't last long.
Alive
Neither did her kid.
That's older than most anti-vax kids!
2020 that is
white, anti-vax Republicans are finally saying I can't breathe .
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been sucked into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
I just don't think thier brand of vacuums are as good as the competition.
Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
"you should give me a discount! It's my son's 3rd birthday", She says
The cashier then replied "in that case, I'll apply the senior discount"
An anti-vax child.
Marco Polio
Unfortunately the Oijia board wasn't working
Yeah, it was his midlife crisis.
And she says that better be heroin !
1 - Making fun of anti-vax parents
2 - Their kids
A cemetery
Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".
Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."
Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."
Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."
Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that crash."
Because both dont last very long
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anti vax jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working anti vax piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.