Anti Vax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anti Vax jokes. There are some anti vax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anti vax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Anti Vax Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend

Dark Humour is like anti-vax families

There's usually a dead baby.

I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much...

They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs

What do you call an anti-vax babysitter?

Mrs. Doubt Pfizer

What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common?

Both are raising the world's average IQ

I'm surprised there are so many anti-vax politicians in America

Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.

What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common?

They both die in new.

I have a lot of anti-vax jokes

In my family

Today is my first cake day which means

My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.

Why are jokes about anti-vax kids the best?

They never get old!

I'm a proud anti-vax mother of 4 beautiful children

Anti-vax jokes are like anti-vax kids,

They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.

You can explore anti vax reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean anti vax dad jokes. There are also anti vax puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax?

Mrs. DoubtPfizer

Why did the anti-vax movement stop?

It died down.

If you ever wanna have raw sex, have it with an anti-vax believer

Worst case scenario, you pay child support for 5 years instead of 18

Why did the four year old anti vax kid cry?

Because he was in his midlife crisis.

A joke but only anti-vax kids get it.


I love hearing jokes about anti-vax kids

They never get old.

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?

they don't go above 7

I told my ex to join the anti-vax community.

Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don't last long.

What did the anti-vax kid wanna grow up to be?


Did you hear the one about the anti-vax mom?

Neither did her kid.

My reddit account is now one year old!

That's older than most anti-vax kids!

You guys may not agree with me but I personally believe that anti-vax kids will make it to 20

2020 that is

An anti-vax mom is at a cashier

"you should give me a discount! It's my son's 3rd birthday", She says

The cashier then replied "in that case, I'll apply the senior discount"

A year after historic protests...

white, anti-vax Republicans are finally saying I can't breathe .

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.

I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been sucked into that trap before!

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

I'm anti - vax

I just don't think thier brand of vacuums are as good as the competition.

What disease are anti-vax kids immune to?

Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

What do you call an elementary school dropout?

An anti-vax child.

What do Anti-Vax kids play in school?

Marco Polio

I tried to talk to my anti-vax friend the other day

Unfortunately the Oijia board wasn't working

Did y'all hear about the Anti-vax kid who bought a Ferrari at the age of 2?

Yeah, it was his midlife crisis.

An anti-vax mom walks in on her son self vaccinating.

And she says that better be heroin !

There's two things that will never get old

1 - Making fun of anti-vax parents
2 - Their kids

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anti vax puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anti vax piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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