Anti Semitism Jokes
52 anti semitism jokes and hilarious anti semitism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anti semitism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Anti Semitism Short Jokes
Short anti semitism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anti semitism humour may include short anti semitic jokes also.
- A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar. The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?
- What do you get if you cross a non-violent Indian with an anti-Semitic art school reject and a wizard? Gandolf
- An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
- My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic... He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.
- Why are the Labour Party MPs anti Semitic? They stand for the many, not the privileged Jew.
- Lots of people are claiming to be victims of anti-Semitic attacks since Trump became President... It's fake Jews, folks.
- Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen? Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!
- If I had a penny each time I heard an anti-Semitic joke... That's why we abolished pennies in Canada
- The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called "Hey Jew" .
- Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose...
- I am truely sorry for that one
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Anti Semitism One Liners
Which anti semitism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anti semitism? I can suggest the ones about anti semite and jewish holocaust.
- A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar Hey Kanye!
- I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon
- What does an anti-Semitic turkey say? Goebbel goebbel.
- I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once. Then I found out he was Jewish.
- What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal? Adolfin.
- What do you call small anti-Semitic chunks of ice falling from the sky? Heil
- I met a bizarre anti Semite today He was very unorthodox
- What do you call it when mel gibson questions your word choice? An anti-semitic semantic
- I was accused of being an anti semite because I said I hated juice
- I'm not anti Semitic I'm anti semantic I can't stand a wordy Jew
- What is an anti-semite's favorite letter of the alphabet? I don't know. But it's not Z.
- What do you call a hiding anti semite? A not-see.
- What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno
- What's the definition of an anti-semite? Someone who hates jews *too* much
- I don't like semantics..... maybe thats why everyone says that i'm anti-semitic.
Uplifting Anti Semitism Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about anti semitism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean holocaust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anti semitism pranks.
People can change
Even h**... went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
I'm not an anti-Semite...
But I do believe that Jews control the Kosher food industry.
Because of the anti-semitic comments on my last joke, I am submitting a revised version
A ~~man~~k**... member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon.
"~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"
"Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out."
A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon calls the ~~man~~k**... member up.
"I've spent several hours speaking with your wife," he says.
"What should I do?" the ~~man~~k**... member asked.
"Take the poison."
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
Historians recently discovered evidence that h**... was a ventriloquist.
Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his d**... who was a violinist. He would bring the d**... to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
[A non-anti-semitic Jewish Joke]: In 1939, a Jewish man walked past a cafe in Berlin and saw a fellow Jew sitting outside reading Der Stürmer.
The passerby was shocked.
"How can you read such horrible stuff?" he wanted to know.
"All the other papers," the man quietly explained, "are filled with Jewish tragedy. But in *this* paper, it's just the opposite. It says we Jews control absolutely everything. I find it rather reassuring!"
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The anti-semite! looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression. "Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!" He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again. Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?" "Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
What do you call anti-Semitic snow?
Hail h**...
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.
Friend: "He sounds really nice!"
Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."
Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-n**.... That's a huge red flag."