Anti Semite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anti Semite jokes. There are some anti semite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anti semite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Laughable Anti Semite Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar

Hey Kanye!

All anti-semites

Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"

A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?

I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...

or else I'm going to get audited soon

What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?

Goebbel goebbel.

An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip

The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"

I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.

Then I found out he was Jewish.

People can change

Even Hitler went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.

What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal?


A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.

Friend: "He sounds really nice!"

Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."

Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-Nazi. That's a huge red flag."

[A non-anti-semitic Jewish Joke]: In 1939, a Jewish man walked past a cafe in Berlin and saw a fellow Jew sitting outside reading Der StΓΌrmer.

The passerby was shocked.

"How can you read such horrible stuff?" he wanted to know.

"All the other papers," the man quietly explained, "are filled with Jewish tragedy. But in *this* paper, it's just the opposite. It says we Jews control absolutely everything. I find it rather reassuring!"

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What do you call small anti-Semitic chunks of ice falling from the sky?


I met a bizarre anti Semite today

He was very unorthodox

My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...

He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.

Why are the Labour Party MPs anti Semitic?

They stand for the many, not the privileged Jew.

Historians recently discovered evidence that Hitler was a ventriloquist.

Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his dummy who was a violinist. He would bring the dummy to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.

Lots of people are claiming to be victims of anti-Semitic attacks since Trump became President...

It's fake Jews, folks.

What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice?

An anti-semitic semantic

I was accused of being an anti semite

because I said I hated juice

I'm not anti Semitic I'm anti semantic

I can't stand a wordy Jew

Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen?

Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anti semite puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anti semite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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