Laughable Anti Semite Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar
Hey Kanye!
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.
The bartender says Hey, didn't you write those Harry Potter books?
What do you get if you cross a non-violent Indian with an anti-Semitic art school reject and a wizard?
Gandolf
I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic...
or else I'm going to get audited soon
What does an anti-Semitic turkey say?
Goebbel goebbel.
An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip
The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once.
Then I found out he was Jewish.
People can change
Even h**... went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal?
Adolfin.
A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.
Friend: "He sounds really nice!"
Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."
Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-n**.... That's a huge red flag."
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[A non-anti-semitic Jewish Joke]: In 1939, a Jewish man walked past a cafe in Berlin and saw a fellow Jew sitting outside reading Der Stürmer.
The passerby was shocked.
"How can you read such horrible stuff?" he wanted to know.
"All the other papers," the man quietly explained, "are filled with Jewish tragedy. But in *this* paper, it's just the opposite. It says we Jews control absolutely everything. I find it rather reassuring!"
What do you call small anti-Semitic chunks of ice falling from the sky?
Heil
I met a bizarre anti Semite today
He was very unorthodox
My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...
He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.
Why are the Labour Party MPs anti Semitic?
They stand for the many, not the privileged Jew.
Historians recently discovered evidence that h**... was a ventriloquist.
Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his d**... who was a violinist. He would bring the d**... to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.
Lots of people are claiming to be victims of anti-Semitic attacks since Trump became President...
It's fake Jews, folks.
What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice?
An anti-semitic semantic
I was accused of being an anti semite
because I said I hated juice
I'm not anti Semitic I'm anti semantic
I can't stand a wordy Jew
Why didn't anyone get upset about the Jewish star on the Disney movie Frozen?
Because any Jewish princess knows being cold isn't anti-semitic. Its status!
