Anti Jokes

Funniest Anti Short Jokes

Short anti jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anti humour may include short ante jokes also.

1. How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're happy living in the dark
2. Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes? Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.
3. My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore.
4. What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a hot dog? The hot dog might actually have some brains in it.
5. I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much... They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs
6. In a surprising announcement, Head & Shoulders have decided to discontinue their popular anti dandruff shampoo line. The decision left many scratching their heads.
7. It's always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays... ...they seem to be a dying breed
8. Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum." They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"
9. Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
10. What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common? Both are raising the world's average IQ

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Anti One Liners

Which anti one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anti? I can suggest the ones about ants and evil.

1. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis
2. Only anti-vaxxers will get this Measles
3. What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic? The control group.
4. I met an Anti-Vaxxer today... Unfortunately, I couldn't meet his son.
5. How come ants don't get sick? ...because they have lil' anty-bodies
   *runs away*
6. Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman? She was against masked-man dates.
7. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies
8. Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli? He's dead
9. What do you call an anti-vax babysitter? Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
10. I'm really not worried about anti-vaxxers..... It's a dying movement.
11. What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio
12. I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down.
13. I don't like anti-vaxxers They make me sick!
14. I installed anti virus software on my computer Now my computer has autism
15. What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common? They both die in new.

Anti Vaccine Jokes

Here is a list of funny anti vaccine jokes and even better anti vaccine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing... A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.
• What's the difference between anti-vaxxers and vaccines? needle actually have a point.
• Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism Because autism isn't detected until age 3
• There was an old scientist who invented an anti-Alzheimer's vaccine. Unfortunately, he forgot the formula.
• What do Pro-Vaxxers and Anti-Vaxxers have in common? They'll never be fully vaccinated.
• So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"
  ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
  No regrets
• [OC] What is the one thing anti-vaxxers hate more than vaccines? Giving their child a long, healthy life
• I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!
• The percent of the population holding anti-vaccination beliefs has gotten up to the mid-teens. Unlike their children.
• Don't be an Anti-Vaxxer, getting your Uncles vaccinated is just as important!

Anti Semite Jokes

Here is a list of funny anti semite jokes and even better anti semite puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon
• An anti-semite once told a rabbi that Jews never tip The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"
• I'm not anti-Semitic, I had a Jewish friend once. Then I found out he was Jewish.
• What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal? Adolfin.
• What do you call small anti-Semitic chunks of ice falling from the sky? Heil
• I met a bizarre anti Semite today He was very unorthodox
• My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic... He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.
• What do you call it when mel gibson questions your word choice? An anti-semitic semantic
• I was accused of being an anti semite because I said I hated juice
• What is an anti-semite's favorite letter of the alphabet? I don't know. But it's not Z.

Anti Depression Jokes

Here is a list of funny anti depression jokes and even better anti depression puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know what they say about anti-depressants? The more the merrier :)
• Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked.
• I got my medications mixed up. I confused my anti-depressant medication with my erectile dysfunction medication. Life just keeps getting harder.
• The Russians are developing new anti-depressants They call them USSRI'S
• What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods? Anty depressants.
• What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants.
• When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet. Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.
• I knew a girl who always confused her birth control and anti-depressants She had the sweetest little baby.
• My daughter used to be scared of her anti-depressant medication. But now look at her - she takes it like a Lexapro.
• My psychiatrist is a cow After she prescribed me anti-depressants, she asked if they had improved my moooooood

Anti Aging Jokes

Here is a list of funny anti aging jokes and even better anti aging puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar I've now got milk all over the kitchen top
• Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE Both haven't aged well
• Did y'all hear about the Anti-vax kid who bought a Ferrari at the age of 2? Yeah, it was his midlife crisis.
• When I was 6, my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70, how old is my sister? 3. My mother became anti-vaxx.
• What do anti-aging creams have expiration dates... ...when they're anti-aging creams?
• My Mom's always going through phases, and it would have been great if she was an anti-vaxxer while I was growing up. I could have died a grueling death at the age of six. Valhalla.
• I don't understand these new age hipster nuclear physicists... ... they seem so anti matter.
• CelloPlex Anti-Aging Cream
• What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again

Amusing Anti Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about anti you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anti pranks.