The Best 60 Anti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anti jokes. There are some anti marxist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anti syn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anti Jokes and Puns

Only anti-vaxxers will get this

Measles

Why was the anti vaxxers two year old crying?

Because he was having a mid-life crisis

Anticipation (may be offensive)

A man notices he is having some very strange medical symptoms, so he goes to the hospital. Tests are run, and he goes home. A few days later, he gets a call from his doctor.
"Doc, finally! Give me the news, this anticipation has been killing me."
"Actually, that's the cancer..."

Anti joke, Anticipation (may be offensive)

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

All anti-semites

Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"


The anti pick-up line.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"

I'd love to hear some of yours.

Where did sally go when the bomb went off?

- everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..

Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.

Anti joke, Where did sally go when the bomb went off?

So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.

So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"

~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
No regrets

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

There's a new antidepressant on the market for lesbians.

Trycoxagin

After seeing the Anti-Smoking campaign, I don't smoke anymore.

But I don't smoke any less, either.

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If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...

Wall-E

I have no idea why people say the bible is anti gay

I definitely remember something about Jesus getting nailed

there's a new antidepressant made only for lesbians...

it's called Trycoxagain

Why does the Antichrist have trouble getting drunk?

Because his wine always turns into water.

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

Anti joke, Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry

He was having a midlife crisis

Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?

He's dead

What's the official song of the Anti Vaxx movement?

Down With the Sickness


Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

An anti vaxxer tried the 10 year challenge...

I guess it wouldn't be a challenge if it wasn't hard

Here's to antivaxxers...

The hardcore players of the 10 year challenge.

What do anti-vaxx children play in the pool?

Marco-Polio

Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

I am a parent of a one year old and I support anti vaxxer parents and super thankful of them.

They help me eliminate future competition that my kid will go against. From fortnite to Harvard.

Anti-vax jokes are like anti-vax kids,

They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.

I installed anti virus software on my computer

Now my computer has autism

Why would antivaxxers make terrible bartenders?

They don't approve of shots.

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

Why don't antivaxxers go out drinking?

They are against having shots

Antivax kid in the pool

Marco!

Polio!

Anti Vaxx

Dating a girl with an unvaccinated kid is like adopting an old dog. You feel like you're being a good person for accepting it, then you get attached and they die when they're 12.

What do antivax parents order at a bar?

Anything but shots

Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism

Because autism isn't detected until age 3

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

An anti-vaxxer passes away...

...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.

She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"

God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".

The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"

What do anti-vax kids and unfunny jokes have in common?

They both die in new.

My friend is an anti vaxxer.

Edit : was.

From today onwards, I have decided to stop denigrating anti maskers.

And if you are an anti masker, denigrate means to put down.

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.

My Mexican uncle takes anti anxiety pills.

They're to stop Hispanic attacks

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.

You can say he was having a midlife crisis

I'm an antivax parent, I want to keep my 3 children healthy

Only antivaxxers will get this...

Chicken pox.

I was reading a book on anti gravity last night.

I found it quite difficult to put down.

My mother is anti vaxx

Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.

The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."

"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."

"Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor.

The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer."

The doctor said "Well what a damn coincidence..."

You know what they say about anti-depressants?

The more the merrier :)

My anti-vaxx girlfriend asked me about trying to make a child together

Apparently, Let's give it a shot, then wasn't the best answer.

An anti-vaxxer is sitting at a bar.

He is a couple beers deep when the bartender shouts Free shots for the bar! On that man over there! And he points to a man the anti-vaxxer can't see.

The bartender then proceeds to walk down the bar pouring shots for each patron. When he gets to the anti-vaxxer, the man stops him from pouring the shot and says:

I have had quite a few beers tonight and I need to work tomorrow. I don't want to be hungover. How strong is the liquor?

Bartender: It's 100 proof.

Anti-vaxxer: That's too much proof for me. I'll skip the shot.

My mum is an anti vaxxer...

Calls herself Mrs DoubtPfizer

I don't like anti-vaxxers

They make me sick!

How many antivaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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It's not my job to give you the answer. Do your own research.

What do antimatter and MC Hammer have in common?

Can't touch this

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They're happy living in the dark

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You don't need light bulbs in a coffin.

How do you get an antivaxxer to shut up?

I've been here for over fourteen years, it's been all downhill for the last ten.
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What did the anti-vax kid wanna grow up to be?

Alive

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