Anti Aging Jokes

Funniest Anti Aging Short Jokes

Short anti aging jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anti aging humour may include short staying young jokes also.

1. I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar I've now got milk all over the kitchen top
2. Did y'all hear about the Anti-vax kid who bought a Ferrari at the age of 2? Yeah, it was his midlife crisis.
3. When I was 6, my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70, how old is my sister? 3. My mother became anti-vaxx.
4. a race realist, a fascist, and an anti-feminist walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve anyone under the age of 18.
5. What do Anti-Vaxxers and their children have in common? They both stopped maturing at the same age.
6. My Mom's always going through phases, and it would have been great if she was an anti-vaxxer while I was growing up. I could have died a grueling death at the age of six. Valhalla.
7. I don't understand these new age hipster nuclear physicists... ... they seem so anti matter.

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Anti Aging One Liners

Which anti aging one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anti aging? I can suggest the ones about anti depression and aging.

1. Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism Because autism isn't detected until age 3
2. Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE Both haven't aged well
3. Why can't the children of anti-vaxxers go to bars? They never reach the drinking age.
4. What do anti-aging creams have expiration dates... ...when they're anti-aging creams?
5. CelloPlex Anti-Aging Cream
6. What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again

Anti Aging Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about anti aging you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skin care jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anti aging pranks.